halo 3

A game that people endlessly worship and consider to be the best game ever. It's fanboys say that anything other than Halo 3 is the worst thing ever made. They call the PlayStation the GayStation, as they are too idiotic to actually come up with insults and instead use the word "gay", often to cover up their own homosexual moments, such as when they masturbate with their friends instead of actually playing Halo 3. People said it would completely redefine the video game, and it turned out to the same as Halo 1 & 2, except for the fact that you could make a video in a confusing and unnecessary mode. The graphics were dated and nowhere near revolutionary. They resembled the graphics of a launch title for the Xbox 360, because the developers knew people would still buy it and say it was the best ever no matter how shitty it turned out to be. Most of it's fanboys used to be fanboys of Final Fantasy VII, but they've "grown up". It is a typical first-person shooter; awful story, ridiculously short campaign mode, alien invasion story that they're milking as much as possible, because, again, they know retards will still buy it and call it the best ever. Halo 3 fans are idiots. They love to make fun of Nintendo, even though they had Nintendo systems long before Xbox came out, and they still do. They can't admit that Mario Galaxy is better than Halo 3, even though Mario Galaxy actually gives gamers something they haven't seen in a sequel instead of giving them the same game constantly over and over again. Halo 3 fans are the people that will not read this because it is long, and will give it a thumbs down the second they realize it isn't positive.

Halo 3 is not revolutionary, it didn't do anything.

HALO 3 FAN: Is that game a first-person shooter?
FRIEND: Actually, yes it is, as first-person shooters became popular after the release of GoldenEye 007 for the Nintendo 64
HALO 3 FAN: IT'S A RIPOFF OF HALO!

GOLDENEYE IS A RIPOFF OF HALO! DOOM IS A RIPOFF OF HALO! UNREAL IS A RIPOFF OF HALO! ANY GAME WHERE YOU REGENERATE HEALTH IS A RIPOFF OF HALO! ANY FIRST PERSON SHOOTERS RELEASED AFTER THE LAUNCH OF THE XBOX ARE A RIPOFF OF HALO!

Technically, Sonic the Hedgehog is what Halo rips off of. Sonic was the first to give you the exact same thing over and over and over and still sold millions of copies.

I'm done playing Final Fantasy VII, so I started playing Halo 3. Final Fantasy VII sucks. Zelda games CAN'T be good. They aren't Halo.

by Minus-World128 January 10, 2009

halo53

A ugly kid with no life and eats garbage and sleeps with dogs and has tuna in his pants and is very very ugly and i dont know why but he is gay!

Halo 53 is one gay person, he like manholes.

by Antiherosk8er March 27, 2005

Halo

1. The magical ring above an angel's head. Can be seen in most religious stuff.

2. Military acronym for 'High Altitude, Low Opening'. It consists of Special Forces units jumping from a plane high in the air and not opening the 'chute until they're about 500 feet from the ground. This way, they are not detected by radar.

3. A somewhat overrated (though fun to play) first person shooter for the Microsoft Xbox. Currently, it, Halo 2, and Ninja Gaiden are one of the 10 or 15 games worth note of buying for the Xbox.

1. God has a shiny halo on his head. Mmm..shiny.

2. The..army..guy did a HALO jump into the enemy base.

3. "Hey man, let's get drunk and play Halo!"

by Icecap M. Veiwin November 24, 2004

Halocaust

1. n. the mass murdering of the Covenant and Flood by the characters of Master Chief and the Arbiter for the sole purpose of the enjoyment of the gamers controlling them; it was engineered by m$ in a plan they called the final solution and enacted by bungie

so, i was liek, playing the halo 3 campaign on liek, easy the other day, and it was liek, a total HALOCAUST

by wizjany October 16, 2009

Halo

One of the best FPS games EVER. To all that say's it sucks, don't be sad your mom won't buy it for you and you're stuck with Mario.

Too bad I can't get Halo, so let me make fun of it on urbandictionary.com

by Master Chief October 28, 2003

halo 2

Halo 2- disgrace to the Halo name.

Bungie you really fucked up this time.

Halo 1 is so much more versatile than Halo 2 could ever be even with the updates.

by jhouse April 26, 2005

Halo 2

A great game made by Bungie for the Xbox. It was so hyped fans were expecting a life-changing experience and an ascension to the higher level of gaming. Many fans were sad when they found Halo 2 wasn't God's gift of gaming goodness, and Halo 2 was looked at as an over-rated game by many. Sadly, it was not looked upon as the great game it was by normal gamers, but Xbox fans see it as phenonmenal. They're right. The game sold way, way more than any other game ever. (That includes GTA: San Andreas.) And it made Microsoft 125 million dollar.

Guy: Halo 2 sucks! It's sooo over-rated! Wah, wah, wah!

Xbox Fan: Over 150,000 people disagree with you, idiot.

by Mehro November 15, 2004