Hitchens

The softest hood in Carter County; usually filled with inbred scarred rednecks

“I went to Hitchens and left with ice cream and a smile on my face!”

by NSteezy December 23, 2024

Hitchen's Razor

That which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.

Hym "But Matt and Emma don't apply Hitchen's Razor when it comes to E. Jean Carol, do they? Heh."

by Hym Iam February 18, 2025

hitchhiked

when someone “gets hitchhiked” it basically means that they got thumb-fucked in their vagina. instead of getting fingered with the pointer/middle finger, the person fingering them opted to use their thumb instead. this comes from the known-symbol for hitchhiking—a thumbs up.

person #1: “dude i got hitchhiked last night…”

person #2: “damn he used his thumb? that’s crazy.”

person #1: “yeah i woke up bleeding.”

by hitchhikee April 28, 2025

Hootch

Heidis Butt

"smootches on your hootches"

by Teh-OG-Sammeh August 29, 2025

Hotchkiss

producing a hot moist fart then immediately after squatting over another persons face and having them kiss your freshly fart coated sphincter.

Can I barrow your lip chap. Me and the gang spend two hours giving each other hotchkiss’s last night.

by BoobNoodle November 13, 2025

Hotch

**I’m the one who ACTUALLY invented this word! High-school with two friends and used it in all sorts of ways when cursing wasn’t really the go to in our vocabulary.**

It’s literally Hoe+Ass+Bitch

There’s a difference in how you say it in alternate occasions, for obvious reasons. (E.g. friendly, negative discourse)

But the root of the word is simply:
Ho + Bitch

- What ya doing Hotch?
- Yo, she’s a straight Hotch.
- Stop being Hotch-made
- You’s a Hotch Bin Laden! (Personal favorite)

by Cio2.0 December 6, 2025

hotch

Hot + Snatched = Hotch

When you lowkenuinely meant hot, but also snatched. She's hotch.

Mon Mothma is so hotch.

by Riddickulous December 28, 2025