A Guido is just any other person!! In my case I don’t wear expensive clothing and don't spend days on my hair!! I probably have more friends than all the Guido-ists together, since they have the time to write such hate speeches. This might sound hypocritical, but i'm just defending my name. What u guys see, are just the bad number of Guido's there are many good Guido's, like Father Guido Sarducci, Guido of Arezzo, u name them. I hope that all the Guido's of the world will let this "definition" rise beyond all Guido-ists.
by Guido (and proud of it) October 9, 2006
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A word used to describe a gluteus maximus that cannot be contained. Also used to describe something undesirable.
A word used to describe a gluteus maximus that cannot be contained. Also used to describe something undesirable.
by AtooZ October 21, 2007
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Guidoville is the capital of North Jersey. I've never seen so many damn guido's in my life, not even close. Let's go back to Brooklyn!
by 2ManyGuidosInJersey October 18, 2008
Get the Guidoville mug.A guido is a hot italian with a blowout who girls such as myself find irresistably attractive. They hang out in clubs and they have blowouts. A guido always has his hair done in a blowout and wears clothes that probably cost as much as some people's cars. They drive BMW's. They are hot peices of ass.
A guido is someone like John Gotti Agnello. However, since he himself is way too unnatainable, take a trip to Seaside, NJ or Wildwood, NJ sometime in the summer. Go to the boardwalk at night. Take a look around. Yeah. That's them.
by barbara * December 28, 2005
Get the guido mug.A "Guido" is not per se an Italian-American moreso than a practicing Italian, much like a religion. You'll find a Guido in any region.
A "Guido" will not take disrespect on any level without having a word about it. The "Guido" does not yell, but rather speaks loudly at all times. The "Guido" will travel with a mob of friends at all times. The "Guido" will speak in italics at all times. Italic is a style of speaking with stressors in each phrase, originating in Indo-European languages including Romance.
by Nick "Forest" Marasco June 17, 2005
Get the Guido mug.Italians that wear the freshest clothes, have the freshest haircuts, have the sickest jewelry and are flat out the definition of Fresh. We've been around for a while, with our modern age break-out stars being The Gotti Boys, or as females call them "The Hotti Gottis" because guidos look so good all the time it's hard not to call us hot if you're a chick. Also, thanks to the MTV show "Jersey Shore," we've made a resurgence into American pop culture and into every girl you knows hearts. If you're not one of us, you hate on us, and if you hate, it's because of jealousy.
by Chi-Town's Favorite Son January 16, 2010
Get the Guido mug.Deliberately mispronounced name of shitty NME trash band Guillemots. It is instead pronounced "Guile-mots".
It originated from the trend of purposefully mispronouncing the pretentious names of shitty emo, NME and scene bands - in order to piss off their fans.
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It originated from the trend of purposefully mispronouncing the pretentious names of shitty emo, NME and scene bands - in order to piss off their fans.
See also iforward russia exclamation mark and Panic Exclamation Mark at The Disco.
haha ROFLHARRIS! they Guile-mots are playing KOKOKOKO tonight....we should well go and then we can chirpse some twats who read the NME...JUST LIKE US
by morgangills May 20, 2006
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