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Slide and Glide

Its the act of sliding your school ID card to go to chapel and leaving out the back door getting credit but not having to sit through chapel.
Ted lets slide and glide today and then go eat breakfast.
by ranjack84 September 8, 2010
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guido pump

a foward thrusting motion of the arm in celebration for some gangsta ass shit. while arm thrusting is happening the word "guido pump" must be repeated over and over.
"that kid just got hit in the face with a muffin! GUIDO PUMP GUIDO PUMP"
by j quan September 23, 2008
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portuguese guido

Males, similar to guidos, in that they tan, gel their hair, go clubbing every night, are constantly at the gym, wear wife beaters, gold jewellry, tight fitted clothes, and racing shoes (pumas) or indoor soccer shoes (adidas).

Have metrosexual european names like Ricardo, Antonio, Sergio, and Francisco.

They think they are cool like guidos of Italian descent but are in fact of Portuguese descent. Mostly unemployed but if they have a job its as a construction worker. They are not poor however, since they usually live off of their rich families.

They drive fast and think they are great drivers, normally cheap Volkswagens wishing they were BMWs, usually with a Portuguese flag on the window.

Surprisingly good taste in women, but they fear their mothers which explains them having issues with girls - like daddy issues except for men, so they will sleep with any girl that comes their way (hot or not).
Can be spotted throughout the Greater Toronto Area, most likely in some nasty Portuguese bar or restaurant where they will be crowded around a shitty TV to watch a soccer game.

They all think they are amazing soccer players (but usually suck), wish they were Cristiano Ronaldo and in fact would probably have sex with him if they could. Cheer for Portugal during soccer tournaments but the minute they lose they cheer for Brazil.
Look at that portuguese guido, what a tool, i bet he wishes he was Cristiano Ronaldo.
by guidohater11 February 25, 2010
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Guido

a gay italian

(as seen on the Jersey Shore)
example: Pauly D = Guido
by guido<3333 January 9, 2010
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Gideo Tractor

A tractor ridden by Gideon Shmeed
Gideon Shmeed sneaked through the patch in his Gideo tractor mobile.
by struthio neck September 25, 2004
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guidom

To half-ass something.
Generally used in the automotive world, when speaking of a task that is handled in a very lazy manner.
"Dude, you totally guidom'ed that bolt!"
"I guidom'ed my first engine, and it blew two miles down the road..."
by Adrian Pike June 13, 2005
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GUID Banned

Global User I.D. Ban :
Happens when you play with game modifications, or hacks; and they get detected by an anti-cheating association integrated into the game you play.

It will add your CD key to the black list, and it will not be allowed on servers ever again that uses PunkBuster.
Now i gotta go get a new cd key... I just got guid banned.........
by flyingtoretilas June 6, 2007
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