german

The language that is a bit weird. I love you in german sounds more like I will hit you with a shovel.

English: Pen
German : KÜGELSCHREIBER

by PROACAN_ February 13, 2017

doing my german homework

Euphemism for the act of masturbation, usually given by someone who has never taken German in their life

Randy: Just finished my doing my German homework.
Steve: Right on man
Alice: But you aren't in German

by venus88 September 21, 2009

Guerrant

A family name, derrived from the a french background. This family goes far back, many descendents are doctors, lawyers, teachers, musicians, and other succesful career-makers. This name is shared with both caucasion and african-american heritages, due to the fact that earlier Guerrant generations owned slaves. When it came time to free their slaves, since the Guerrant families treated their enslaved workers with great kindness, the african-american slaves adopted the Guerrant name, which was a sign of great honor.

The girl's name was Isabelle Guerrant

by Alison Hearthorne July 15, 2009

German War Machine

The act of putting your fist into ones rectum and opening and closing it violently.

I heard John gave his girlfriend the German war machine last night.

by Datcooldude420 November 20, 2016

Germany

A country of great culture. Beer, cars, women, and guns.

The German language can be manly and angry, yet beautiful at the same time.

The 20th Century would have been boring and uneventful without Germany.

FÜr Gott, Ehre, und Vaterland!

by Stahljäger April 14, 2006

German forest

A figurative term referring to a subject that has become so hard, so dense, and so difficult that you think to yourself: "how am I ever going to get out of here?"

The discourse on quasi-positivistic Nietzschian existentialism has lately become a veritable German forest.

by Jadjad January 6, 2013

German shower nozzle

The German word for shower is Dusche.

Confuse someone by calling them a German shower nozzle.

by Herr Lippbalm February 23, 2014