Gomes

Pulling a Gomes is not doing what you planned on doing, sleeping all day, leaving you on seen, saying you will be there but you cancel last minute, saying you can't go out and then you see him an hour later. Pulling a Gomes can also be doing your college thesis at the last minute, getting lazy to pay for your senior trip, or even drinking free water cups at panera without buying anything.
The list goes on and on

Daniel: Hey Gabe, wanna come to the park?
Gabe: Yea sure, ill be there in 10 minutes.
*1 hour later*
Daniel: Did you just pull a Gomes on me?

by THEOGOFQUEENS February 9, 2014

Goomer

A follower of the YouTuber Rafipuff!

I'm a Goofy Goomer!
Rafi is such a Goomer!
Hell yeah I'm a Goomer

by YujiXD October 27, 2019

gnome-alicious

adjective. pronunciation: nome-uh-li-shis.
Usually used to describe a sexy female gnome, or a woman who has a gnomish figure. Can also be used in reference to a male gnome or to refer to a delicious gnome dish.

David the Gnome is gnome-alicious!

This barbecued gnome is gnome-alicious!

by Joline June 11, 2006

gomes

To shit oneself by accident.

ROFL, did you hear about what happened to Eric on the way home from school? Yeah, he pulled a Gomes. Diarrhea running all down his leg.

by Smotts May 13, 2005

ass gnome

A gay sex lover. One who likes taking it in the butt.

Damn, that fudge packer is a total ass gnome

by Brettc July 12, 2006

Selena Gomez

Selena Marie Gomez is an amazing woman who is inspirational and talented. She was born on July 22, 1992 (24), in Grande Prairie, Texas. She is Alex Russo in the Disney show Wizards of Waverly Place. She is the opposite of Alex Russo, whish shows how talented she is (playing a role in which she is not identical to). These roles could be hard for some people, but for Selena, no way! She is a great actress and a great singer! She has played roles in about 29 shows and movies. She has 5 albums so far: Another Cinderella Story(2009), Slow Down (2013), Stars Dance (2013),For You (2014), and Revival (2015). She recently canceled her Revival tour due to her disease, lupus. She has a disease called lupus which is a chronic disease that can come and go. Selena is very caring of her fans and everyone. She has the most inspirational speeches and songs. She is the most followed person on Instagram, and she's not self-centered about it. She's beautiful and has the most amazing smile ever!! She is the youngest UNICEF ambassador. She even has her own clothing line called "Dream Out Loud" which she made for girls who can't afford expensive clothing. She drinks straight olive oil to protect her beautiful voice. She is amazing and the most wonderful person I have ever seen! Personally, Selena is my role model and her speeches and songs have inspired me and have taught me how to love myself. She is so smart and just amazing as a human being!

Selana Gomez is a real role model for everyone!
Who doesn't love Selena Gomez? No one!

by Zaebreale Oldfield December 19, 2016

Goomer

A goomer is a person who mainly dislikes gaming and the reason is because of us - or most of us zoomers. They usually dislike technology and most likely to use Facebook and believe what is said on there much like a boomer If he/she has a child, they will often get into arguments with the child about his/her iPad if he/she has one. This will often break relationships with the child and mother/father (goomer) and often have problems. They will always say technology is bad yet they always use Facebook and still at the same time hate on technology and say 'That's why people are so lazy nowadays' without the knowledge that - yes - we are, and it could actually save us from dying since of heat strokes form working outside or many other things like getting crushed by an object and we still maintain some physical activity. They may have a chance of also being a side-karen or Dade (male karen)

Honestly, if you are a goomer, you're most likely 39-82.

"Man, is he really hating us epic gamers? What a fuckin' goomer!"

"Ok, goomer." (man i hate this one)

by Hunterslilac July 30, 2020