Grapes

There are many definitions:
Bay Area- Some really good marijuana, or sometimes it is used to be a name for thizz pills.

Grapes are also Jordan Retro 5's.

"DAMN! Those stupid white boy's scuffed my fucking GRAPES! All because they are jealous and can't afford this shit"

by Jammal Lewis March 7, 2008

Graped

1. Forcefully inserting a grape into an unwilling participant's oriface

2. Accidentally getting so drunk on wine (usually on Thanksgiving) that you wake up the next day feeling violated.

"Alicia was upset that her family didn't like her dinner that she started drinking with her meal. Before she knew it, she got brutally graped and woke up with a turkey leg in her buttcheeks"

by ChimRicholds November 24, 2014

Grape Jelly Cunt

when a woman's cunt area is filled with any type of jelly, jam, or preserves. It is best used as a comeback.

"Linda your a slut"
"Yeah well at least my mom doesn't have a grape jelly cunt"
or
"Linda your a slut"
"Yeah well at least my mom's cunt isn't filled with grape jelly!"

by ashley ellen Smith October 3, 2006

Grape

Why the fuck are you looking up the definition of grape you retarded inbred fuck??? Why don't you just walk over to your fridge And take a goddamn grape out of it and take a nice long look at it. You now know what a grape is. Congratulations.

1.)I fucking love grapes. 2.)I am on urban dictionary looking at the definition of grape; therefore I am a retarded inbred fuck.

by The foghat March 16, 2014

Grapefruit

A Grapefruit is a derogatory term for Albanian people est. in 2009 by a group of people in Connecticut.

Guy1: Yo I'm Albanian
Guy2: AHAHAHA! YOU'RE A GRAPEFRUIT!

by Qingman December 20, 2010

grape ape

a fat black guy preferabley over 400 pounds

Godamn that is one big Grape Ape

by Anthony Clark January 24, 2006

Grape Fruit

The act of getting so lonely you carve a hole in a great fruit, heat it up for 30 seconds, and masturbate with it.

"Oh my god this grape fruit is amazing!"

by Colojolo July 26, 2009