Gorilla Snot

(Used in construction)
Clear silicone caulk.

Don't let the new guy seal the tub; I don't wanna be coming back to pick gorilla snot off the walls.

by phildonnia April 25, 2005

angry gorilla

When a person is mad for whatever reason and has to take a shit. They decide to shit in their hand and then leave the shit in a public location. Typically, finger markings are left in the shit to make it appear like a hand grenade. Originally mentioned on the Free Beer and Hot Wings morning radio show.

Joe was so ticked at his boss when he worked at a movie theater that he left an angry gorilla in the urinal.

by dipiddy July 26, 2011

gorilla finger

This is a common slang for a human turd. Often used in conjunction with having to make ashit.

I have a gorilla finger scratching at my drawers.

by Long Shoe Larry March 9, 2008

gorilla channel

When an obvious joke is taken seriously.

I had hoped that my joke wouldn't become a gorilla channel.

by GayMan1222 January 6, 2018

gorilla thump

Using the force of a gorilla behind a thump of your appendage upon another person's head.

Last night I took out my Wang and gorilla thumped this girl's forhead.

by clitcommander69 November 10, 2009

Gorilla Jumping

Synonym for tea bagging. Often associtated with Halo (used to taunt in this case)

Let's gorilla jump that spawn killing assmaster.

by Will Bates January 27, 2004

gorilla volva

A Harry fat vagina

"That chick I almost fucked last night had a gorilla volva

by Stonerzilla November 7, 2015