google-a-holic

A person who has typed the phrase 'google-a-holic' into a google search engine is known as a 'google-a-holic'.

Is 'google-a-holic' a word? I dont know, lets google it!

by Wonslynberg September 1, 2013

Google Witch

A crystal enthusiast interested in furthering their esoteric knowledge via google (and instagram). The type of person with black chipped nail ‘who-felt-your-Gemini-energy’. Focuses on the optics of witchcraft. Consider this behavior gentrification.

“Did that google witch seriously pull out her tarot cards to take a selfie?”

by Withtheeyecontact September 8, 2020

Google Impaired

Someone who can't use Google properly. Often times is told by someone to look up something on Google but can't give a web address worth mentioning.

I was told to look for a site where you can get a free sample of a specific song, but since I am Google Impaired, it was nearly impossible to find.

by Justin H. September 5, 2005

Google Earth

Similar to NASA's WorldWind, Google Earth is a program that allows you to scroll around the world and zoom in to wherever you like. A number of areas have satellite photography available to a high level of detail (you can see individual cars and stuff).

Google Earth seems to be an improvement on WorldWind because there is really high resolution imagery to a lot of areas around the world, rather than just Washington DC.

by Brendan July 31, 2005

google,com

You tryed to type google.com but you're qwertylexic so you typed google,com by accident.

But luck for you, the internet is retard proof so it will take you to google.com.

YAY!

Normal Person: Go on google for me a sec I wanna search

something.

Retard: (Tries to type google.com actually types google,com) Crap! I put a comma instad of a full stop. FML!

Retard: Ohhh... wait it works anyway! <3

by ---><--- January 23, 2011

Google slave

A person who is called upon only when someone wants them to google something.

Can you google how to make an egg?

No I am not your google slave.

by TheEroticTaco November 30, 2015

Google Twitch

(noun) An irrational impulse to google or otherwise use the internet to search for something completely impossible to locate on the WWW.

(verb) To experience the desire to google something ungoogleable.

(noun) When I realized I had misplaced the keys to the safe I experienced such a strong google twitch that I actually sat down in front of my computer and typed "keys to safe" before I recognized my foolishness.

(noun) Jimmy lost track of his girlfriend, Yvonne, at the mall and while searching for her had a momentary google twitch as he walked past a computer store.

(verb) I was trying to remember where we were when we first kissed and I totally google twitched.

by Darren O'Donnell June 11, 2006