golden inch

A man's foreskin, which can often extend an inch over or past the head of the penis then still cover during an erection or boner.

"Man, I'm so pissed that they chopped off my golden inch!!"
Chau from 'Off Centre' used this term in Episode 20 of Season 1 after recalling events from his birth.

by ben6666666 December 22, 2008

Golden Tube

When you pee in deep snow and the result is a small but deep hole in the snow that has a golden hue

I was skiing and had to piss so I went in the trees and made a golden tube

by milpoolSK March 24, 2017

Golden exterior

Pissing on little girls

Yo, I showed breanna my golden exterior

by Twothumbsup February 10, 2021

Golden Codex

Golden Codex (aka 'Alphabet Man') is a brain dead crackhead that sells more drugs in pounds than he weighs. This man is Satan in a human body and clearly a failed abortion.

Golden Codex in dm's at 4 in the morning: "hey mann im the alphabett mannn"

by phsiclord May 4, 2020

Golden Carousel

Man lays on his back and balances a fidget spinner (in motion) on the tip of his boner while his partner urinates all over his nethers (and the spinner).

Last Thursday, I went to a party at Tom's and got so drunk I jumped up on the pool table with Emma and my tie dye spinner... we totally nailed the golden carousel.

Had to buy Tom a new pool table, though...

by The Mumbling Manchildren October 12, 2017

golden sprinkle

When you get a golden shower from a midget.

My buddy Zak said a golden sprinkle is better than a golden shower because it's way less messy.

by Tittsmcgee June 14, 2017

Golden Collins

The best erection of your life

1. Last night I had a golden Collins.

2. Oh my god my golden Collins was incredible.

by tagtag994 December 29, 2021