ghost poop

a poop that mysteriously disappears after plopping into the toilet
by Anonymous October 18, 2003
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Ghost Love

When someone makes you think they love you, but in reality the love doesn’t exist.
I thought we were going to last, but it was ghost love.
by For the Birds June 06, 2020
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Ghost of Paris

The "Ghost of Paris" is a term used to refer to the worst football player in the world, Pionel Pandreas Pessi aka Eibar-Man.

Pessi plays for Pari$ $aint Germain (retirement club) which is a tiny team in Ligue 1 (also known as the Farmers League) where he haunts relegation teams (everyday after haunting a relegation team he screams about SD Eibar, asking to play against them) and ghosts against middle table teams.

After ghosting games, he has been seen in the streets of Paris asking for Penalties, SD Eibar and shouting the name of Gianni Infantino (Pessi's sugar daddy and FIFA corrupt owner)
The Ghost of Paris is here to haunt us! Run!!
by Ghost D'or April 09, 2023
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ghost spasm

I may mix ambien and cocaine, that's called ghost spasm, but I never mix business and pleasure.
by Herabeara January 29, 2019
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Ghost protocol

When you block someone from Facebook, instagram, Snapchat, stop replying to texts, and stop answering their calls.
Dude that Bitch is crazy, I had to initiate the ghost protocol.
by ucfcmo1987 February 18, 2016
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ghost shit

When you shit and whipe your ass and its clean. *then you look in the toilet, the shit went down the hole, thus simulating the effect that your shit never existed.

*the first condition is enough to constitute a ghost shit.
by HPB April 05, 2003
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ghost smoke

Occurs when it is assumed that the vaporizer is kicked. However, when the heat is left on new unexplained vapor fills the chamber.
Dude, where did all that ghost smoke come from?
by ChrisMB January 31, 2007
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