ghost poop

a poop that mysteriously disappears after plopping into the toilet

by Anonymous October 18, 2003

Ghost Love

When someone makes you think they love you, but in reality the love doesn’t exist.

I thought we were going to last, but it was ghost love.

by For the Birds June 5, 2020

Ghost of Paris

The "Ghost of Paris" is a term used to refer to the worst football player in the world, Pionel Pandreas Pessi aka Eibar-Man.

Pessi plays for Pari$ $aint Germain (retirement club) which is a tiny team in Ligue 1 (also known as the Farmers League) where he haunts relegation teams (everyday after haunting a relegation team he screams about SD Eibar, asking to play against them) and ghosts against middle table teams.

After ghosting games, he has been seen in the streets of Paris asking for Penalties, SD Eibar and shouting the name of Gianni Infantino (Pessi's sugar daddy and FIFA corrupt owner)

The Ghost of Paris is here to haunt us! Run!!

by Ghost D'or April 9, 2023

ghost spasm

Mixing ambien and cocaine

I may mix ambien and cocaine, that's called ghost spasm, but I never mix business and pleasure.

by Herabeara January 28, 2019

Ghost protocol

When you block someone from Facebook, instagram, Snapchat, stop replying to texts, and stop answering their calls.

Dude that Bitch is crazy, I had to initiate the ghost protocol.

by ucfcmo1987 September 9, 2016

ghost shit

When you shit and whipe your ass and its clean. *then you look in the toilet, the shit went down the hole, thus simulating the effect that your shit never existed.

*the first condition is enough to constitute a ghost shit.

youll have it one day

by HPB April 5, 2003

ghost smoke

Occurs when it is assumed that the vaporizer is kicked. However, when the heat is left on new unexplained vapor fills the chamber.

Dude, where did all that ghost smoke come from?

by ChrisMB February 1, 2007