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cocked blocked by Bill Gates 

Unable to receive the sexual pleasures from someone because he or she is too busy dealing with the problems of his or her's PC.
Johnny (to his best friend): Yo, so did you get laid last night?

James: Nah, my booty call got ruined when her PC got a virus.

Johnny: hahaha, you got cocked blocked by Bill Gates! you should've bought her that Mac like I told you to!
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To be inconsiderate, two faced, and or hypocritical.
Don't be a gared
Gared by Harry dick is a cunt March 21, 2015

out the gate

Kiwi term describing someone who is on drugs, probably a private school rebelling against their parents.
"Bro you out the gate?!!", "mate I'm so out the gate"
Denotes a place where drugs are sold, and is usually referred to places where the dealers live, most commonly houses or projects.
1. Hey yo, somebody just robbed my gate.

2. How you gonna come disrespectin' my gate like that?

3. Swing by the weed gate if your trying to pick up.

Gate by ghostmaker June 27, 2008

Bill Gates 

Was not the inventor or creator of windows. he actually tricked some other guy into selling DOS to him dirt cheap, and ended up making millions off of it.
MY name is Bill Gates, and I am not creative, neither is microsoft. We steal our ideas.
Bill Gates by Wowdizzle June 11, 2006

bill gates 

Creator of the worst operating system know to mankind, Microsoft Windows. He is also responsible for being the head of the company with the worlds worst customer support. Other horrible products by his company consist of Zune, Windows Vista; XP; ME; 2000; and 95, etc. He gives money to charity to hide his true face as an evil man who forces the every company and person in America to use their products only due to the fact that he has overwhelming amounts of practically stolen money that allows him to advertise more than the actually stable operating systems.
bill gates by mike post April 24, 2008

bill gates 

Openings in fences (gates) where you go to settle debts (bills).
Mark: "Oh shit!!! I need to pay off my credit card debt, but all my money is in these damned Sacajawea coins!"
Tim: "Don't sweat it, man. Sacajaweas are as good as real money over there at the bill gates."
bill gates by Nick D February 2, 2006