No Splash No Gash

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)

Toilet salesman: "No Splash No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."

by Bigby89 September 07, 2020

Slippy Gash

A Slippy Gash is a term to describe the female genitalia when aroused.

When the vagina is so wet and ready for sex you can just slip in.

I want to stick my dick in her Slippy Gash.

by Welp D August 12, 2024

nob gash

When a man cuts his penus with his finger while masturbating.

Girlfriend:o my god, what happened to your dick?!
You:i nob gashed myself last night while i was wacking off to a picture of you.

by silentandcliche May 02, 2006

Gash

London colloquial word for ice coffee.

'I'm so thirsty, major craving for some gash!'

by english literature January 22, 2013

Gash

Slang for Vagina, used when you want to talk about peng girls..

Joe-lets get some gash in here,
Dinho-cool beans.

by Jessicaispeng May 21, 2018

Gash

A group of beavers (noun)

A gash if beavers can level a Forrest.

by February 06, 2024

Gash

A soulmate couple that are destined

Oh it’s gash they are meant to be

by August 01, 2021