Tweet guilt

The feeling one has before or after tweeting about something self absorbed and good for nothing more than gleaning attention. This feeling is usually exaggerated after a twitter user has read the june issue of wired that describes people that practice such 'twittering' as tools.

I'm laying off twitter until I can focus on tweeting for the good of humanity, instead of myself. I'm so full of Tweet guilt now.

by planet_chainsaw June 30, 2010

Post-Guilter

Someone who posts there cause onfacebook/ social media and tries to guilt you into re-posting it.

Post-Guilter= 95% of you won't re-post this.. " Re-Post if you think it's wrong to smokecrackwhile pregnant"

by JohnJohnJFN July 5, 2012

Data Guilt

When you believe that the data your have in your computer system is more messed up than the data in everyone else system.

I've got Data Guilt. I'm embarrassed every time I run a report. I'm afraid to ask my team to clean up our Salesforce - our data is so much worse than the customer service system's data.

by malsmith June 12, 2015

Meme guilt

The act of sharing a meme with a specific friend so as not to make them feel left out.

I had to to tag kevin in that post because I was suffering serious meme guilt

by a person 12345678765432133 October 11, 2016

Facebook Guilt

Defensive reaction to finding out someone is not on Facebook. Usually indicated by the word "just". As in, "I just use it to stay in touch with friends/family".

If I happen to mention that I'm not on Facebook, nine times out of ten someone's Facebook Guilt kicks in, even though I have made no judgement whatsoever.

by HappyHorse January 3, 2017

dessert guilt

The feeling of intense regret immediately following consumption of sumptious sweets.

Sarah and I have dessert guilt after eating macaroons at Laduree.

by Tacos4liiife June 28, 2017

Cruise Guilt

The feeling of enjoyment you get from watching a Tom Cruise movie. Even though you’d rather shit in your hands and clap, than openly admit you enjoyed it.

“Oh man, the edge of tomorrow was a great film, here comes cruise guilt”

by Dallyissmelly January 26, 2018