Change Goblin

A generally violent and egotistical person who always has change.

Hey Change Goblin! Hook me up on some of them Washingtons!

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

titty goblin

1: A smaller man that is obsessed with knocking large breasts around and just getting in there for hours.

2: To Gobble or Gobbling on some large breasts. Really getting in there.

1: That guy is crazy in to cleavage. He is a huge titty goblin

2: Guy 1 - That girls melons are massive!

Guy 2 - If I was with her i'd be titty goblin

Guy 1 - Spend all my days livin up in there.

Guy 2 - I'd be like "gobble gobble gobble!"

by Rammz February 26, 2014

gutter goblin

A troll like female who is picked up or found in a less than classy establishment.

Man what happened to you last night, we lost you at the bar ?! - I ended up coming across this gutter goblin and bringing her home.

by BobbyDanny March 18, 2014

Giggle goblin

biggest compliment you can give somebody in any situation

“My wife left me”
“Don’t worry you’re just to giggle goblin for her”
“Thanks man love you”

by matthewc201828377 September 15, 2020

Goopy Goblin Gamer Brain

A term used to describe a part of your personality that is only attracted to games with excessive violence, excitement, and/or stimulus to keep you engaged.

"typically I am only motivated by gameplay because I have a special medical condition that me and my brother Isaac refer to as goopy goblin gamer brain" -Nakey Jakey in the first public use of the phrase

by FryingPandaZip December 28, 2020

make-up goblin

Women who work the cosmetic counters at department stores and wear far too much make-up than necessary as if trying to advertise every color, shade and base and blush sold all at once.

The make-up goblin's at the Mac counter look like the android females in Robert Palmers rock video "Addicted to Love".

by prodigirl January 19, 2010

Hob Nob Goblin

Found in the hunting realm of Big River Management Area in Rhode Island. These Goblins are the smaller version of the Hob Nob Snob Nob Goblins. They do Goblin things in the woods. (i.e. they eat animals) When hunting in Big River, hunters must take them into consideration. When seen, they must be shot instantly. IF NOT, the hunters risk the chances of becoming Hob Nob food. With bears increasingly moving into the area, the Department of Environmental Management (RIDEM) hopes that the Goblin population will be down by as much as 17% in 2020. If not, they are hinting at a 2 week shotgun season in 2014 to deal with these ferocious critters.

"Hey, I shot a 8 pt buck in Big River today, but a Hob Nob Goblin got it when I was getting out of the tree stand. It was scary!"

by bigriverhuntingexpert March 14, 2012