FUCK

1. v. the pleasureful act of population the earth
2. n. the art of procreation
3. n. a pervert, retard, or utter mistake of a human being
4. v. (-ed) to be in utter distress, to have been screwed over
5. v. (with with) to harass or provoke
6. v. (with up) to take a completely hopeless situation and make it that much worse; to do harm to something or someone
7. n. (with off) he who publically demonstrates he is an asshole
8. v. (with off) to demand ones immediate dismissal
9. int. (with holy, Jesus, awww, shit, or oh) to loudly express an overload of emotion
10. v. (with you)to damn one to an everlasting and firey hell
11. adj. (-ing) shows that you really fucking mean it
12. n. (-er) insidious little back stabbing bastard among false friended toilet tussues of human beings
13. n. (with hole) female reproductive pore
14. int. (with what the) expressing utter confusion

1. Big Johnny never gets to fuck.
2. Every now and then you need a good fuck.
3. Unfortunately we are all surrounded by stupid fucks in SUVs.
4. Wow I'm fucked.
5. Wanna fuck with that dudes pitbull.
6. Way to fuck up douche bag.
7. Hold on for one second while I shut up that fuck off.
8. Fuck off scum bag!
9. Awww fuck, you didn't.
10. Fuck you, wanker.
11. When i get out of this ditch im ganna fucking rip your head off and feed it to my goat.
12. You little fucker get out of my house.
13. Escuse me Tart, I think you know nothing of fuck holes.
14. What the fuck was that shit about.

by riz January 13, 2004

A fuck

what may or may not be given if you say something stupid/that no one cares about,

bob: hey Jim, I just got divorced.
jim: you know what, I really don't give a fuck.

by LapisTM July 18, 2016

A Fuck

a person that is disliked by his peers for his actions and always messing things up, annoying individual.

person 1: dude you just got fired and now you're girlfriend dumped you, you're a fuck.
person 2: *walks away with his head down

by Flygeenius23 August 3, 2016

Fucks with

A term that refers to someone you have great deal of affection and trust for especially in the south.
Platonic - a guy or girl you roll with that has your back and you have theirs
Non - platonic - your "ride or die ' person who has no equal or soulmate

Cassidy :"hey, lanett. Who is John to you?"
Lanett :"oh John? I fucks with him."
Cassidy :"oh it's like that?"
Lanett :"yeah. I fucks with John. Ride or die."

by JoJoFreakboy June 28, 2019

but fucking

A phrase commonly used when attempting to return to an original point in a conversation after going off into another story during one's narration of events.

So anyway we got the Indian warpaint on, but fucking, we were going to head over to Jordan's place.

by H-Town Survivor November 20, 2010

fucking

Also see procreation, sexual intercourse, breeding.

The infamous name of a village in Austria. Visitors from other countries (and especially the English speakers) are known to get into trouble for stealing the signs (why they try it, I don't know.). The name comes from the name of it's alleged founder, "Focko", and the Germanic suffix "ing" (meaning "people of"). The word has no visible links to the English word, but the locals know by now exactly what it means in English, and are quite embarrassed by it.

Under the town's name is the phrase "Please - Not So Fast!"

Fucking, Austria, conveniently located an hour from the German town of Petting. I recommend going there first.

Other fun places to go to:

* Gropecunt Lane (London, England)
* Bastard (Norway)
* Beaver (Oklahoma, USA)
* Beaver Head (Idaho, USA)
* Bell End near Lickey End (Wales, UK) *
* Bird-in-Hand (Pennsylvania, USA)
* Big Knob (Kentucky, USA)
* Big Ugly (West Virginia)
* Black Charlie's Opening (Australia)
* Blue Ball, near Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)
* Brown Willy (Cornwall,UK)
* Chinaman's Knob (Australia)
* Climax (Colorado, USA)
* Cockburn (Australia)
* Cooter (Missouri, USA)
* Cunt (Spain)
* Lickey End (West Midlands, UK)
* Knob Lick (Missouri, USA)
* Muff (Northern Ireland) (famous for "Muff Diving")
* Twatt (Orkney, Scotland)
* Pis Pis River (Nicaragua)
* Phuket (Thailand)
* Prickwillow (England)
* Pussy Creak (Ireland)
* Seaman (Ohio, USA)
* Pound and Beaver (5 miles apart in NE Wisconsin, USA)
* Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)
* Shag Island (Indian Ocean)
* Titting (Germany)
* Tittybong (Australia)
* Titty Ho (England)
* Wank (Germany)
* Wanker's Corner (Oregon USA)
* Wankie (Zimbabwe)
* Wet Beaver Creek (Australia)
* Wetwang (East Yorkshire, UK)
* Wideopen (Newcastle UK)
* Willey (Herefordshire, UK)

by Lorelili July 29, 2008

FUCK!

to stand out in the middle of the street and yell FUCK!

FUCK! That car is gonna hit me!

by Tyhr August 20, 2007