Freedom Cabbage 

Sauerkraut, but made in america

Guy:can i buy some Sauerkraut
Saleman:no we only sell freedom cabbage here
Guy:whats that?
saleman:basically Sauerkraut but made here in FreedomLand™
Guy: ill take 2 boxes!

Freedom Cabbage by Recarma69 September 7, 2023

freedom papers 

Money

I am working on our freedom papers so we can afford freedom.

freedom papers by ChiClassFlashback December 30, 2023

freedom mullet 

When you have hair long enough to resemble a mullet on your anus

Moniques freedom mullet was long enough we could braid it.

freedom mullet by TheArchDud March 27, 2024

Freedom Unit 

A unit of measurement that is exactly 1,776 feet long.

The One World Trade Center is a patriotic 1,776 feet, or 1 freedom unit, tall.

Freedom Unit by DrBrad March 28, 2024

Freedom Piped 

someone getting piped with the power and force of america behind them

Layla was being freedom piped by Ryan.

Freedom Piped by Master cook March 31, 2024

Freedom of association 

Speeching of which, I don't want to associate with literally any of the fucking people around me. My life is like that fucking Bo Burnham song. If you are stealing my shit and then arguing that you don't have to pay me because it violates your freedom of association...

Hym "How does being forced to associate with people who are actively surveilling for the sole purpose of misrepresenting me or my behavior isn't a violation of my freedom of association I don't know what is. Not that anyone gives a shit. You assholes better get used to the child murder because that's all your going get for me if this is how you pieces of shit are going to act."

Freedom of association by Hym Iam July 11, 2024

Freedom Flu 

Freedom Flu:
A highly infectious disease carried by most Americans. Especially contagious to individuals outside of the US who have a prolonged stay within the US or overexposure to freedom. It can be as little as a few week before symptoms show or lay dormant for months before knowing.

Symptoms Include but not limited to:
Heavy Breathing, Weight Gain, Covering food in ranch dressing, cravings for all things fried or wanting to fry all things, urge to purchase a firearm, an itchy or muscle spasm in index fingers, beginning to understand and incorporate the imperial system, going to walmart just to have something to do, feeling the need to purchase a vehicle larger than your needs, increasingly growing opinions of the American Goverment System and more.

Bro what's wrong with him he got a mask on and everything? Well he been here for months now, talking about wanting to purchase a shotgun, buys ranch to take home, and is now writing programs using inches instead of millimeters.....I'm pretty sure he is getting the Freedom Flu.

Freedom Flu by I Am The Ferrett July 15, 2024