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God

Hey man, show me a picture of God!”
*shows them a picture of Sanic kissing Saness*
by Zer0Rebel4 June 7, 2018
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God

God is a person with many skills and qualities. Sweet, sexy, terrifying, stalker, creepy and hot are some the words one can use to describe God. Can come off as crazy, scary weirdo at first but in reality is just full of energy, optimism and sexual innuendos. Always there to help and wish you a nice day but also the first one to jump at the chance to roast someone. Not to mention the fact that one cannot have a normal conversation without it being turned to something sexual when God is around.
OML! God is such a polite stalker!
by God_is_I March 8, 2022
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God

God, also known as sky daddy, is a term that people use to make racism, homophobia and so on valid.

As they say, praise sky daddy <33
Bible and God say it is wrong so I cannot support it.
by blu3zz February 5, 2021
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God

Estimated 25 million kills by his name in the bible e.g. noahs ark and the to towns full of rapeists and shit estimated kills to the devils name 60 and some of those was a bet with god
Soooo yeah god be killin loads of people
by Mag1karpMan January 17, 2019
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God

A thing Christians believe in. What? Did you expect a rant that is two essays long saying that the Christians are mere fools and how God is a sadist in a view of an Atheist's eyes?
Christian: I believe in god
Atheists: STFU god dosen't exist, the world is created due to the Big Bang theory.
by ekoa192 January 26, 2020
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God

John: Who stole my milk?
Bob: It was probably god.
by BobTheBoss August 10, 2020
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God

Big strong sexy bold (Thanos) can murder half the universe and repair it with flex tape
by Killerlead January 9, 2019
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