flit

In recent times, flit has become shorthand for "fucking lit."

Pat was invited to the party by Wobert.

"Hey Pat, there's a party this weekend. Can you make it?"
"Yeah, I'll make it."
"fliiiiit."
"What?"
"Flit? It just means fucking lit."
"Kill yourself"

by abcwobert June 21, 2016

flitter fart

when gas is expelled from the vagina during and/or after sex

That ho done flitter farted own my ass!

by Shane August 7, 2003

Flitter Botty

To curl off a fine turd whilst masturbating furiously, enjoying the muscle contractions of both orgasm and the secretion of said turd. A particular favourite of desperate scat porn fanatics or businessmen whom cannot find the free time to execute both acts separately.

"I'm gagging to go and empty my bowels, but what to do about this frighteningly pesky semi old chap?"

"Flitter botty?"

"Great idea old sport! Perhaps we could play cricket after?"

"Only if you wipe Rupert!"

by Third-nipple-joe November 1, 2009

Whatever floats your boat, tickles your pickle, pops your peach

The phrase used to confirm something when you are moderately indifferent to the actions of a friend who's mental faculties are questionable.

Person 1: So Im gonna ask Grey to marry me today.
Person 2: Didn't you just meet?
Person 1: So?
Person 2: Whatever floats your boat, tickles your pickle, pops your peach

by teenag-er December 31, 2012

floater

Alternatively, this word can refer to any piece of fecal matter, regardless of flushability, that is less dense than water, thereby floating to the top of the toilet bowl water. The opposite of sinker.

Last time I took a crap, they were all floaters.

by Stan B. January 16, 2003

Floating

Floating refers to what is in the air. Or another way of saying What's up?! (wazzup)

What's Floating Brotha? - Waz Floatin' Bro?

I got tingz Floatin' all over the place at the moment (Alot of things to handle/deal with).

Shits Floatin' around (a rumour is going around, or a fights about to happen)

by WAVE~Rider April 9, 2012

Floating

Riding a motorized bicycle

When you see a bicycle propelling itself uphill (or level terrain) without the rider pedaling, it's called floating.

by Dabrown November 16, 2009