Flangebergasted

(verb) informal, past tense
An unexpected and astonishing accomplishment, that is worthy of bemusing not only oneself but also the almighty lord, where upon one man of baldness performed a fully consensual and enlightened sexual deviancy experience, that shall be locked away forever in the impenetrable safe box wank bank, with the fitty bitty blondie barmaid half his age from the boozer two doors down.

"Was so drunk last night that t'assistant manager from t’local pub had to carry mi 'ome, as she wo puttin' mi to bed I puked on her tits so she removed her top, took that as a sign she wo 'orny, so I says "Here love, part thisens legs so's I can tickle tha's pickle", she encouragingly obliged, one thing led to t'other and and I fully ferreted her furrow wit t'old mangle wurzel f't next 'our 'n 'alf... Never bin so flangebergasted in 'ole mi life!”

by Bald_as_hell August 12, 2020

Flaggot

Someone who is obsessed with any flag be it a country or an organization

Did you see my new confederate pants?

Yeah I did you flaggot!

by Justsomebodyelsessombody October 21, 2020

Flaggot

Someone who flies flags from their vehicles constantly

After Nov these flaggots should calm down

by Your/moms/go/2 November 1, 2020

Flange

is used as a replacement for the word Cringe, as the word Cringe Itself is kinda Cringe

yo dude you keep your ketchup in the fridge? that's kinda flange ngl

by jamalstation nerd January 13, 2021

flangala

When a woman grows her pubes out to cut them into a fringe

Wow look at her flangala! :0

by KirariJustRailedMe January 17, 2021

Fango

A person of greatness
Who can fang it and go

Damn you really fango

by Fango January 17, 2021

flangapan

The beast word for come back this mean every type of insult for example suck your mum

person 1: I hate you

person 2: flangapan

by Chesseballs March 27, 2021