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double fisting

Double fisting is an extreme sexual activity that must not be confused with fisting. The 'double' often suggests 'two' hands that are inserted into the orafice(s) of women or men.

Double fisting in a woman, might for example, be two well lubricated hands thrust into the vagina, or else two lubricated hands thrust into the anus/rectum.

It might also be two hands inserted simultaneously into both vagina and anus.

Double fisting into the anus/rectum often seriously damages the anal sphincter muscles internal and external, bowel incontinance is sometimes medically irreversible; so would be anal/rectal fisting recipients must be aware of anal 'tearing'.

Vaginal double fisting however is almost without a serious health risk, triple fisting is a regular occurence for women after childbirth; if they so wish it.

There is a slight danger that double fisting performed on virgins will damage the vagina. This is often true, the bartholin gland which produces vaginal lubrication is dependent on gentle stimulation, and double fisting can send this tiny gland into spasm.

Double fisting can be enjoyed by women of any age and recent polls suggest that Scandanavian women in their 50's who have had one or more children particularly enjoy the sensation of being double fisted. The Finnish word for double fisting is 'Torn-Berry' a word named after Finlands second largest city where double fisting is almost a cultish phenomenon amongst mature women.
Helga, the Finnish air hostess met me in Helsinki and suggested double fisting, I was a little shocked, but once I had inserted both of my hands into her deep and cavernous vagina I felt a kind of nirvana creep over me. Her face was contorted yet ecstatic in a surreal unison of hand meets orafice.
by clinton sounds April 13, 2005
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Sport Fishing

The act of a married or attached guy flirting with a girl to see if they still have "it." Also known as catch and release. Sport Fishing does not end up with a hook up, if it does see "adultery"
Friend 1: Bob is hitting on that chick over there, maybe I should go tell her he's married.
Friend 2. No need man, he's just sport fishing.
by Barbecue Man August 6, 2012
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Fish in the sea combo

Defn: A Filet o' Fish Sandwhich from McDonald's with a tall glass of Water

Usage:
When a guy wants to take a girl out for a romantic sounding dinner in hopes of getting lucky, but doesn't want to spend more then $2.37. They take the missus for the Fish in the Sea Combo at McDonald's which consists of a filet o' fish sandwhich and a tall glass of water.
Ryan: "Let's celebrate our one year anniversary tonight with something special hunny. I'm taking you out for a Fish in the sea combo."

Elaine: "That sounds so romantic, I love you"

(As ryan opens the door to his garbage filled 1988 Pontiac Sunbird)
Ryan : "I like you too snookums. This will be a great celebration"
by SPac April 25, 2006
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looser than a bucket of fishing worms

when a woman's pussy is loose, like putting your dick into a bucket of slimey fishing worms...
That Hooker at the dock was looser than a bucket of fishing worms!
by Deidre Smuckatelli March 15, 2008
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fishing for Os

Today I caught Mary in her bedroom fishing for Os.
by surfgurl89 January 24, 2009
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fishing frenzy

An overwhelming desire to go fishing which takes over the fisherman after a long period of fishing abstinence. It is not known why this condition settles in, but it is known that it is best to avoid a person in a fishing frenzy.
-"Hey Mike! Wanna' go grab a hot dog?"
-" Don't bother him man! He's in a fishing frenzy since yesterday!"
by TenHands February 25, 2011
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Fishing Willie

A torture method in which fishing line is wrapped around the head of a man's penis and pulled up until the head of the penis peels off with the fishing line.
by Channman February 27, 2017
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