50 facts about fun dip

1. fun dip tastes great
2. fun dip is basically a pure sugar stick thingy picking up more pure sugar invention thingy majig
3. the ice cream man sells fun dip

fun dip is sooooooo awesome it's gonna be the main corse at my aunts wedding tomorrow!!

by deenie July 11, 2004

FARTS

F.A.R.T.S stands for Forced ARTificial Scarcity. It is a term introduced by David Wong in his article on cracked.com (5 Reasons The Future Will Be Ruled By B.S.), describing the creation of an illusion of scarcity of mostly, but not limited to, goods.

It could also be defined as paying for something you would naturally get for free.

One way of achieving this is arbitrarily restricting goods or claiming their scarcity to the public - as is often done in adverts. A method often employed by big companies to scare rednecks into buying stuff.
Limited editions, collectors editions, band merchandise...all FARTS.

"Advertiser: We're gonna add another quarter. This is unbelieveable. That's 2 quarters and a book for only 19,95. People we only have 7 left.
Redneck:Holy shit they only have 7 left ! Honey get into the car I'm gonna dial the number, hurry !
" by Bill Burr
Waiting in a queue in a virtual bowling alley.

Brands vs. no names.

Buying bottled water.

Selling oil to Saudi Arabia.

Paying for porn.

Paying for radio.

Transaction fees.

DRM

We are surrounded by FARTS.

The future will be ruled by FARTS.

Guy1: Bro, you heard about the oxygen bar in Toronto ?
Guy2: They sell oxygen there right ?
Guy1: FARTS bro ! FARTS !
Guy2: Abso-fucking-lutely !

by OpenEyes October 20, 2010

fartsturbating

The act of pleasuring oneself sexually meanwhile farting either accidentally or intentionally.

Tim: You look tired.

Todd: I couldn't sleep. My little brother was fartsturbating in our bunk bed last night.

by thatgirlvan July 14, 2011

Facts

When someone is so true you have to say that it's a fact.

"That girl is such a whore"
"Facts"

"I gained so much weight my ass got huge"
"Facts."

by Thedutchessofnewjersey December 26, 2015

Munchie farts

When one smoke's copious amounts of weed, gets the muchies and eats an insane amount of food and farts a lot the next day as a result.

Dude 1: Man, last night when we where fried i got 4 burgers at mc donalds, now im havin the best "muchie farts" *spreads legs and farts*

Dude 2: dude, i ate a half dozen doughnuts, my "munchie farts" are legendary *squats and farts*

by MUG KNUCKLES September 30, 2012

fairy farts

Ideas, concepts, plans or goals so abstract and unrealistic that the mere idea of realism (or scent of realism and obtaintainability) would defy all logic/mathematical reason.

The boss' plan was mere fairy farts until we gained the funding and headcount to execute.

by Peterinho September 3, 2018

Little baby stack farts

The most lethal and noxious gas that comes out of a man/boy that looks like Jimmy Neutron while he's in a deep slumber. They smell like exit 13A in NJ, mixed with a homeless man's shit. They are usually accompanied by giggles. Little baby stack farts can't kill you but you'll wish you were dead.

Omg. Ew. This room smells like tiny little baby stack farts!

by Steven Susan Dierdorf October 19, 2019