by Lucie B. June 1, 2015
Get the Farping mug.When a large amount of semen has been dumped in your wifes arsehole while you are at work, you return home to find that she has farted it out on to your carpet
Richard: Hey honey whats this sticky mark on the carpet
Wife: oh thats just the local black mans cum, their was some much dumped up my ass that I had been farting out cum all afternoon
Richard: you never let me do you up the ass Kelly!
Wife: oh thats just the local black mans cum, their was some much dumped up my ass that I had been farting out cum all afternoon
Richard: you never let me do you up the ass Kelly!
by Awfulman July 15, 2022
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A type of farting during which the expression on your face shows confusion and/or inquisitiveness. On occasion the intonation of the fart reflects this uncertainty by making an abrupt change of pitch, as if you were asking a question. This can also be used as an adverb.
Chuck farts quizzically when he is lost and doesn't know which direction to go. Jen pulled out the map and said "I can tell you're lost by your quizzical farting, the food store is this way!"
by mole120 March 9, 2012
Get the quizzical farting mug.the act of letting loose a swarm of shitmeister-smelling particles of gas in the air, while being on Skype. Normally done by females...named Nicole.
*FART*
Nathan: The hell was that?
Nicole: I don't even know!
Harold: NICOLE FARTED!
Skype Farting Process: Complete
Nathan: The hell was that?
Nicole: I don't even know!
Harold: NICOLE FARTED!
Skype Farting Process: Complete
by ThatSuperiorN January 11, 2014
Get the Skype Farting mug.A much-overused term that promises that a certain product or procedure will never result in the participant's feeling the overwhelming need to become a nun. This assurance is actually a bunch of BS, of course, since everyone is different --- so there is actually no way whatsoever of knowing for sure what effect something will have on a particular individual.
Beware of miracle-cure ads with money-back guarantees and assurances that the product/service is "non-habit-forming"... read the fine print... in the section where it specifies what types of mailing-addresses they'll accept, see if it says, "We do not ship to P.O. boxes or convents", indicating that they will refuse to mail you a refund if you have moved in with the Sisters of Mercy. :P
by QuacksO September 27, 2017
Get the non-habit-forming mug.NOT to be MISTAKEN with FARMINGTON, MI. Farmington Hills is a city in the lower Oakland twp. 100% rich suburbia. Hometown of Harrison High School, and North Farmington High School. Mostly consists of RICH Jews, RICH Chaldeans and White Kids.
Majority of the kids have not been past 12 mile but act like it.
Place of dream homes for many in Detroit.
YES....IT IS Considered WEST side by ALL EAST SIDERS...sorry
The other end of the lodge freeway.Only about 19 miles from Downtown Detroit.
Majority of the kids have not been past 12 mile but act like it.
Place of dream homes for many in Detroit.
YES....IT IS Considered WEST side by ALL EAST SIDERS...sorry
The other end of the lodge freeway.Only about 19 miles from Downtown Detroit.
Those from Farmington Hills can not stand those from Farmington. and vice a versa.
Tamika: You from Farmington or sumethin?
Jessica: HELL NO....I am from Farmington Hills.
Tamika: You from Farmington or sumethin?
Jessica: HELL NO....I am from Farmington Hills.
by YES IT IS ME December 13, 2008
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