Fartism- Version 3

A new-age philosophy that states that farts, in and of themselves give life meaning and happiness. In other words, this is a philosophy that attaches prime importance to farts over everything else and necessitates one who follows this philosophy to fart 5 times a day to give thanks/homage to farts, as well as eat beans every day in Ramadan to please the fart Gods, on a very sound epistemological foundation that farts clear out the waste (i.e. darkness of the human experience), therefore fartism is the thing that brings light to the entire world (by eliminating all the waste/bad of the universe) answers all the questions of human existence and more, and is supported by all other philosophies/religions in the entirety of the world's history (as well as is a fundamental truth of reality whose true nature is acknowledged in some way or form by all philosophies/religions in history, whether you realize it or not or is intrinsically supported by or is woven into the very fabric of existence itself).

David just subscribed to Fartism- Version 3 yesterday. He is now a born-again fartist who has understood all things and has achieved 100% enlightenment, unlike Spongebob in that one episode where he said "I know everything now", yet that wasn't true cuz well, his brain is limited. Fartism is not limited, however, it is true and explains all of reality/is a concrete reality, whether our brains understand this or not.

by CreeperDude567 February 4, 2022

factos

fax; facts; true

Donald: America kinda great tho
Joe: factos

by ffhukfg December 12, 2021

facist

1. A person who discriminates others based on facial features, (e.g. A person with small eyes, Burgandoff Brothers-level chin,)
2. What some fucking 5-year old thinks "fascist" is spelled like.

Mike is an absolute facist, he won't marry Sarah because she has a hooked nose.

by reelmsysdefs February 18, 2022

Factos

Used in football terms. Famous footballer Ronaldo commented “factos” on his fan page’s account. The account explains the undeserved ballon d’or win by another footballer named Messi. Many even considered that award ceremony as the robbery of the century.

Person 1: Ronaldo is the GOAT
Person 2: Factos 👍

by Barcelona fan February 18, 2022

Facts

Things that are true

Here is some facts:
I'll Never

Give you up
Let you down
Run around and desert you
make your cry
say goodbye

by UPPER-CIIIII March 9, 2022

Facts no hizzle

To have something be true without an ounce of bullshit

“Look up Alabama Hotpocket”
“That was gross, facts no hizzle”

by Alabamahotpocketlovee March 22, 2022

factsyourgay

factsyourgay is a nice and funny person who puts people before themselves

factsyourgay is so cute

by imnotlesbo March 28, 2022