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flaming anus

(vulgar) To envelop one's penis with an organically derived irritant (e.g.: hot sauce) and engage in anal coitus.
I'm gonna give you such a flaming anus, you're gonna beg hell to lube your hiney!
by Sanhadrian December 4, 2007
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Space Flame

When something is so bad ass like the Houston Rap group, Space Flame, you call it Space Flame.
Man, I got some head last night, i was so space flame.
by HydroGalaxy October 23, 2011
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calgary flames

Kick ass NHL team. A team in which I have been cheering on since before last year. Skilled players, cool coach, awesome team. Way better than the Leafs.
by Lexi January 21, 2005
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Flaming Vine

A flaming vine occurs when a male ejaculates or urinates directly upon an open flame (e.i. lighter, match, campfire, etc.) and the excretion becomes intentionally ignited, thus producing a string of fire, the Flaming Vine. On some occasions, the flames can backfire and ignite a persons genetalia, requiring potentionally embarassing medical attention.
And, in 1945, on the night of accidental conception, Mr. Bush had run out of his yearly supply of Colonial Condoms provided by the Senate, and figured that by producing a flaming vine all of the sperm will cease to live and therefore, preventing impregnation. This little plan failed miserably and thus, our 43rd presidant, George W. Bush was born.
by Dr. Professor Gnarly Sharps October 8, 2008
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Flaming Salamander

When you pour kerosene on your dick and light it aflame, then fornicate the ho.
john smith: yo dude, i totally pulled a flaming salamander on pocahontas last night.

meeko: wtf dude i didn't think she could handle it. and how the fuck am i talking?

john smith: ya she didn't even see it coming.
by FuckingMonsterCock December 22, 2009
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flaming asscanos

taking a shit that burns your ass hole and singes the ass hairs
dude I have the flaming asscanos so bad I don't think I have a ass anymore
by itsme1978 October 21, 2013
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Flaming mario

The term used for a homosexual that has a mustache, and makes Mario Noises when enjoying anal sex.
by Jeff Layton October 1, 2007
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