Flamingo

A person who with large upper body mass but never does leg day, resulting in tiny legs.

He benches 300 but never wears shorts because he's a flamingo

by Lonelyscout July 14, 2014

flamingo pussy

A big pink pussy with loose flapping wings

I pulled down her pants and saw a flamingo pussy

by Mr hahaha April 7, 2016

lazy flamingo

verb - to have an episode of impotence occuring during sexual activity or coitus

I totally lazy flamingoed last night.

by Arvin P. January 13, 2008

Retarded flamingo

The constant cringing of the leg after one's foot is no longer asleep, and they try to walk on it. It looks similar to how flamingos will hold one leg up, hence the name.

"I don't want to get up, because my foot's asleep"
"Trying to avoid the retarded flamingo, eh?"

by Unbalanced June 6, 2009

The Screaming Flamingo

Where one girl sucks one guys dick while jacking off two other guys, and taking it in the ass by another. Thus making her convulse like a screaming Flamingo.

Lets get some bros together and give Lacey the screaming flamingo!

by The extremest June 1, 2011

Flaming Turtle

The position a homosexual male takes after taking a severe anal pounding where he is in so much pain he lies on his back similiar to a turtle on its shell.

Dave was a flaming turtle after his night with Pat.

by The Diz July 2, 2008

Fluming

The act of eating ass during a dj set at a club or music Festival. Named after the edm artist Flume who at burningman 2019 performed this act

Bruh that chick just jumped onstage and let the dj eat her ass .

Guess she wanted a proper fluming!

by Rsn_Rhd September 5, 2019