by gunslingingbird December 2, 2009
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Get the Pussy fart mug.to lay a nasty fart while showering or outside in huge humidity. results in a giant, disgusting cloud that gets moist and wont go away. second-hand is much worse than first-hand. first-hand even enjoyable to some.
dude 1: yo, what was that noise? sounded like a fog horn
dude 2: oh you know, that was just the D-man passing some big-time gas in the shower. looks like he'll be enjoying a jungle fart.
dude 1: yeah, a bad one, he had mexican food last night!
dude 2: oh you know, that was just the D-man passing some big-time gas in the shower. looks like he'll be enjoying a jungle fart.
dude 1: yeah, a bad one, he had mexican food last night!
by dquecia October 14, 2011
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by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2019
Get the cartoon farts mug.James is the president of his own fart dictatorship when he uses his secret weapon to disperse a crowd at a movie theater (with great power comes great responsibility).
by thebertananators June 7, 2011
Get the fart dictatorship mug.When the poo pressure inside your anus comes flying out so hard that it hurts your sphincter and produces a sound like a dog barking.
Quit fart barking so close to my head!
I'm gonna have to go sit on the toilet and fart bark.
I just fart Barked so hard, I need to blot.
I'm gonna have to go sit on the toilet and fart bark.
I just fart Barked so hard, I need to blot.
by Doctor Ramshackle February 27, 2011
Get the Fart barking mug.Inhuman, room clearing, lingering fart. So impossibly bad that it gets WORSE when it diffuses as the pure form is just sensory overload and smells like burning nerve cells. A more horrible expression of "Something crawled up your ass and died.... Weeks ago"
Oh dear God Dan ripped a Carcass Fart. Christ Danny it smells like there's something rotting in your ass!
by Everyone Who Knows Them December 29, 2013
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