evan james

the fuck boi that you never see coming. he will lead you on for monthes then randomly stop talking to you and tell you he’s talking to other girls. watch the fuck out bitches

“hey who is evan james?”
“ugh that’s the dick that ghosted me last week”

by juulsrcuul August 7, 2019

Evan Infection

The name a stupid ass kid that probably has some sort of patch of hair overgrown on its body, usually the face. It can be mistaken for a bear and smells like a ball sack at all times no matter if he just got out of the shower, but you can't help but to love the stinky, hairy, big ass mofo.

"Hey man, wtf is that smell!? oh sorry dude, Evan Infection was here yesterday and no amount of soap or fabrize aint gonna do shit. No wonder I can smell balls!"

by ThaThrilla January 8, 2010

Evan Warner

Evan Warner means to have the smallest dick in the world. Sometimes can be considered a transgender.

Dude ur a Evan Warner!!

by Nickpenninhton-22 May 19, 2015

Ms Evans

some shit talking bitch , she’s so fucking racist and want us to fail our alevels because she’s stingy and won’t put the powerpoints up.

don’t be like her.
be swag.

student : “ can you put up the powerpoints up on teams, you’re going to fast ”

ms evans : “ no ”

student : “ is it because i’m black ”

( clearly it is bc if a white person asked she would’ve done it, so it’s racially motivated )

by I’m Damonphobic September 28, 2021

Phil Evans

The leetest mother fucker in the world. He owns your ass.

Bill: Dood, I saw Phil before. He is one leet mother fucker.

by Kilroy April 8, 2005

Evan Schneider

A kid who would be funny until he eventually confesses to liking the school librarian.

Evan Schneider confesses to liking the school librarian.

by Cody Blackburn October 1, 2019

Evan check

Constantly looking for a friend who is lagging behind. Derived from a Summer 2004 Eurotrip in which our group was always looking to see if our friend Evan had lagged behind.

Dudes, time for an Evan check.

by Captain Correcto June 10, 2004