Eskimo goggles

To place one's taint on the forehead of a female and resting one's balls on their eyes.

She was out cold, so I made sure to put eskimo goggles on her.

She was wearing my Eskimo goggles all night.

by budmasterfleeze October 30, 2007

chili eskimo

The act of dropping a #2 into a condom then placing it in the freezer. Wait approx 3 hours. Upon removal from freezer (must be completely frozen)insert into anal or vaginal area for maximum pleasure.

Yo holmes, i totally chili eskimoed your sister last night...she loved it!

by peggyOniner May 11, 2009

chili eskimo

The act of dropping a #2 into a condom then placing it in the freezer. Wait approx 3 hours. Upon removal from freezer (must be completely frozen)insert into anal or vaginal area for maximum pleasure.

Yo holmes, i totally chili eskimoed your sister last night...she loved it!

by peggyOniner May 11, 2009

eskimo

When a male dips his flaccid penis (fishing rod) in a woman's gaping mouth (the hole in the pond).

Laura gave Blake the eskimo in the lounge.

by Second_Cummings May 13, 2013

Eskimos

A person that plays scary lego online games and ice fishes. Most commonly named Jack or Sean.

A: Jack and Sean are such eskimos.

B: I know! They are always ice fishing
A: Sad thing is that they are in denial

by DenialisWrong March 5, 2011

alaskan eskimo pie

When engaged in intercourse the guy gives a cream pie to the girl, leaves it there, eats a very strong peice of mint gum and then blows into the girls vagina. the reason for the gum is so that the guy doesnt taste his own cum

That alaskan eskimo pie felt so good and creamy.

by Mackinze July 30, 2006

Eskimo

One with a very well proportioned ass that would give the illusion of fur underneath the pants. Thus an Eskimo.

Dude, Katie Dwyer is such an Eskimo!

by votp April 6, 2010