ear wiggling

To lie; to fib; to bend the truth
Tim was doing some serious ear wiggling when he said Tina's dress looked "Bitchin' as fuck!"
by Fucking Phil September 06, 2019
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ear sex

having sex with a girl and ramming it in her ear.
Woman: IIIII u just poked it in my ear.

Dude: I know, it was tight. Its called ear sex.
by Ren_Walker_ November 17, 2011
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ear candling

An alternative medicine practice claimed to assist in clearing earwax and remove toxins from a person's ear by lighting one end of a hollow candle and placing the other end in the ear canal. According to medical researchers, it is dangerous and ineffective.
Lauren enjoys having her ears candled so we asked her if she was up for an ear candling session. She happily agreed.
by mandey March 09, 2008
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ear penis

Bluetooth microphone/earpiece worn in conjunction with mobile or cell phone.

After
I put on my ear penis and talk cock all night.
by dewexdewex August 29, 2008
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Ipod ear

when someone sings while listening to a song on their ipod and thinks they are singing in tune
person 1 "oh god sarah is really having a bad case of ipod ear"
person 2 "yeah no one can hit the high note in "Don't stop Believing"
by urbankid321 September 27, 2009
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Concert Ears

The ringing and throbbing in your ears that you hear and feel when you try to get sleep after going to a loud gig/concert.

It's only noticeable when you get home and try to sleep. It can manifest itself up to 5 hours after the concert.
Fuck yeah, Metallica were awesome!

(3 hours later)

Finally, home to bed. Ah shit! Now I have Concert Ears.
by stowball January 05, 2011
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Chile Ear

Pronounced Chili Ear,
Refering to the phenomenon whereby someone with English as their second language fequently mishears a word or phrase, typically to make the said word outragiously inappropriate or just rediculous.
"there's no numbers on my dumb watch"
what? you ate your mums twat?
Dude you've got Chile Ear
by valentine2011 February 12, 2011
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