Duck Commander

When you blow in your partners butthole like a duck call.

My girlfriend wanted to try something new lastnight, so I gave her the Duck Commander.

Duck Commander by K-Dub369 December 27, 2014

Duck Hunt Dog 

That damn animal that you want to shoot at when you miss the damn ducks

I just missed shooting the ducks with the Zapper. Now I want to shoot the damn Duck Hunt dog!!!

Duck Hunt Dog by pablowisdom August 15, 2016

duck yourself 

when you misspell fuck yourself

Oh go duck yourself.

duck yourself by gizyonPvP August 7, 2017

duck fuck 

The aftermath of a brutal pounding in which the female waddles around like a duck for weeks or even months at a time.

Jenny: Hey, Liz why are you walking like that?

Liz: Frank duck fucked me so hard last night.

duck fuck by SwagBoi234 August 15, 2010

duck hunter dog 

arguably the most infuriatingly arrogant animal in the history of the failing yet oh so grand (and hopefully getting better) experement known as nintendo. has the bad habit of sniggering at players when they dont hit the ever speed increasing ducks.

im gonna freaking KILL THAT DOG!!

duck hunter dog by Link the Wolf May 6, 2005

duck fart 

A layered (not mixed) drink made of Kahlua, Bailey's Irish cream and Crown Royal (in that order, and ideally with just a float of Crown), the Duck Fart is to Alaska what the Mai-Tai is to Hawaii and the Margarita is to Mexico.

After a bad day of duck hunting nothing goes down better than a good duck fart.

duck fart by Kajoe August 29, 2006

duck wrap 

A phrase that is believed to have originated in the area around Brighton, UK, a duck wrap is another way of describing a tit fuck, with the exception that the penis has just been removed from the lady's anal passage.

The name "duck wrap" comes about as an analogy between the hoi sin sauce on the duck meat in a chinese-style tortilla wrap, and the traces of faeces on the man's penis.

That bird last night was filthy; I did her up the shitter then gave her a duck wrap!

duck wrap by DMQOB December 30, 2004