Dallas Diddler

A notorious, oversized nerd enrolled at the University of Texas at Dallas, known for his unsettling obsession with young children and a rumored basement full of "collections." Often spotted lurking near playgrounds after 6 PM, once freed from the shackles of his engineering homework. Parents whisper his name as a warning to keep their kids indoors—lest they become another victim of his "study breaks."

"Hey Karen, make sure Timmy’s inside by 6—Perneb the Dallas Diddler just texted me that his last exam ended, and you KNOW that freak doesn’t waste time."

by supergamefury April 21, 2025

doggie diddler

someone who hangs around Admin offices looking very unkempt and obviously intenting to touch up a dog.

Ive just seen that dirty Liam pretending to be an admin worker, I bet he´s been touching up dogs again the dirty Doggie Diddler

by punji63 February 12, 2026

Farty-diddle

A rat that farts maybe a bit too much.

She is a very farty-diddle

by DiddleTheRatbag March 15, 2026

Dorchester Diddler

A Peeping Tom making the residents of Dorchester Hall shower with their clothes on.

A: "Hey did you hear about the Dorchester Diddler?"
B: "Yeah. If I ever see him, I'm gonna charge at him naked."
A: "But wouldn't he like that?"
B: "Shoot."

by VoyeurViper September 16, 2025

doggie diddler

A person who sodomizes a dog.

That doggie diddler is a suck motherfucker!!

by ackerman_tyler November 9, 2025

Rainbow diddles

When your dick is shaped in a used shape and you’re sitting next to a guy and you’re jerking off in all hard and then your jizz gets on the other dude

Bro stop rainbow diddling me-Ian
Nah bro I’m hard an shit-odin
Rainbow diddles

by littletwiztwizz January 14, 2026

skittle my diddle

When a girl wants you to fuck her really really good

She said skittle my diddle to him and was sad when she got caught by her boyfriend

by XxxWeapon November 15, 2018