baked bean diarrhea

When the poop slides out of yo booty hole, and you ate baked beans yesterday, so maggots crawl into it. Then your Spanish teacher sees it and says "Dios Miho!" and proceeds to stuff it into her face.

i blasted a baked bean diarrhea in da bathroom bro

whoa bro pretty joggers

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by fart moinke April 2, 2021

Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome

Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome (FDS) afflicts thousands of guitar players. This condition causes the guitarist to play way too many notes and play them way too fast. This style of playing in no way serves the melody, the song, or the singer...it only lets the guitarist show off and gives him a chance to bob his head like a rock star. This unnecessary and distracting barrage of notes is often delivered at way too high a volume also, further diminishing the value of the playing.

There seems to be no cure for FDS.

"That new guitar player in the band? He has a severe case of Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome...he, and now that band, is unlistenable!"

by ElCommissioner December 7, 2023

Diarrhea

1. (noun) Liquid stool that sometimes comes with gas and is passed frequently

They came home with diarrhea

by Garnold5808 June 24, 2025

Acid Diarrhea

A form of Diarrhea that burns like fire, often due to excessive wiping necessitated by frequent gastrointestinal distress, spicy foods which leave behind residue on the sensitive tissue of the anus, or food processing too quickly through the digestive system and thus the stomach acid not being neutralized like it normally would and acid being present on the anus (with a severe burning sensation similar to acid reflex disease, or heartburn). Often times a combination of factors and the fact that excess human excrement and excess acid from the stomach normally found in diarrhea burn the anus area, and makes it feel as if it's being eaten away and disintegrated by acid. Also accompanied by "sharts", especially minor one's that only leak out a small amount but create the similar burning sensation.

Whatever the case, it burns like fucking hell.

I just had a really severe case of acid diarrhea... shouldn't eaten that fourth burrito...

Oh god dave, my colon and anus are burning like fire! I think I 've got a severe case of acid Diarrhea

Oh God, it feels like my colon is being disintegrated and eaten away by acid... oh God, it really is! Too much stomach acid! Agghhhh!

by TheRealMCrapper August 3, 2017

i have hot warm explosive diarrhea

A statement about how your liquid defecation is warm and hot

i have hot warm explosive diarrhea sentence
Friend: "how's your day?"

Me: "i have hot explosive diarrhea."
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Friend: "shut up"
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by Poop man8675986479658437654908 September 15, 2025

diarrhea labor

The pre-diarrhea sensation, that makes your bowels tremble and your butthole pucker. The "oh shit" feeling that instantly hits you like a freight train. You may break a sweat, and/or feel bouts of nausea trying to hold back the monstrosity that is about to disembark.

Step on the gas, diarrhea labor has hit. It's coming now!

by Hayhayrene September 3, 2018

explosive diarrhea

The explosive diarrhea pours out my bootyhole😍🦶👹👹

My explosive diarrhea is so nice to take a spoon and eat it right out of the toilet.

by yass_queen April 16, 2022