David

A weird ass kid who is antisocial and makes terrible jokes. If you see a David, turn around and go the other way.

Random kid: Is David picking his nose over there?
Me: Yeah he's weird as fuck

by Trippie69Redd September 10, 2018

David

David is a fatass Asian and mexican who plays Fortnite all day and says he has a girlfriend but any time he meets a new girl says thats his Girlfriend.

I wished David would leave me alone.

by ARI didsngteruyt September 18, 2018

David

he seems like the kind of person who would give their dog a mullet. short. also kinda (very actually) gay

ur a david

by heather101010111 April 24, 2022

David

Gay and loves boys he will make a guy cum in 1 sec

Guy 1: hey David I wanna talk to you

David: ok sexy mf

by Bsjdbehdjwjdu February 2, 2021

David

David was a guy.

He had a pet pufferfish and a garden.

Me: Why can't David have a wand?
Seefop: You have suggested way too many David wands
Me: He's David tho

by Totally not Meat man March 21, 2021

David

David is one of the funniest people you’ll ever come across. He’s obsessed with cars, but also really talented in his driving and his mechanic skills. David is the most loyal boyfriend, and will do anything to see his girl happy. If you ever meet a David don’t let him go.

Girl-“Who is that”
Girl 2-“That’s David. Go say hi, You won’t regret it”

by Lilpotatooo March 30, 2021

David

A whore that won’t just choke me and call me his bitch

One: who’s David?
Two: A whore

by Dommy.mommy August 6, 2022