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Dylan can be a hella annoying person from time to time. I would know from experience with two guys I know named Dylan and trust me they are so annoying. I may have a crush on them but they will never notice me. So don't date a guy named dylan
Man that guy is such a dylan why is he hitting her.
Dylan by hohoeho November 23, 2018
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Dylan can be a bitch sometimes he can also be shy... but do not let that fool you he is very funny, hot and it may seem like he does not care about you or a lot of other people but deep down he cares so much take the time to know Dylan as you will never regret it, thanks
1: (someone that does not know him as much) Dylan is so funny and hot but he can be really shy and be a jerk sometimes

2: (knows him WAY better) he’s actually very kind and caring when you get to know him I like him
Dylan by A Dylan November 25, 2018
Rootin tootin ready for a school shootin. Dylan is characterized as a male stripper that wears top of the line cowboy boots and a tight thong that makes his testicles look like swollen grapes, he also has tits that can hypnotize any women
“I’d watch Dylan strip any day
Dylan by Joshisthehoss December 3, 2018
A cunty ass giraffe lookin bitch with a horrible sense of humor and disturbingly large eyebrows and a fucked up nose.
Jenny, "Ew who's that?"
Stephanie, "That's Dylan."
Dylan by orgy4ever December 13, 2018
you know that kid dylan ardilino who the gay 8thgrader
dylan by evean law January 11, 2019
Dylan is the most retarded guy you will ever meet. Dylan is creepy. Dylan loves his sister/cousin in a weird way. Also most Dylan’s you meet sick at everything they try to do.
“Oh gosh why is he looking at his sister like that,” said Gavin. “Oh his name must be Dylan,” said Eli.
Dylan by Gavin Pruett January 14, 2019
He will be a heartbreaker. HE WILL BE THE WORST BISH U HAVE EVER MET he will be ugly, rude and stupid as Shiz.
"Ugh it's that ugly bish DYLAN"
Dylan by oof_gurl boo January 23, 2019