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Fook-a-doodle-doo

to be flabbergasted by or to show one's surprise at an unexpected course of action...

a more acute take on the cockadoodledo phrase native to the common rooster / hen
fook-a-doodle-doo Batman... that guy has an armpit for a head...

now now Robin... do not fret. It is merely a cockney street artist without his costume on
by kegmar November 2, 2008
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dipsy-doodle

Aggressive parasitic urethral strain of necrotizing fasciitis (aka pork sword-eating bacteria)

Infections invariably route back to studio audience members of the Jeremy Kyle show. This belligerent bacteria climbs in your piss-pipe (urethra) and devours your veiny-love-tree (pink oboe) from the inside out, culminating in a glory of inward foreskin collapse with vulva-esque results. Rumour has it that it is in fact a microcosmic Jeremy Kyle show with The bacteria playing Jezza and your member playing the contestant.
"Oh crikey old bean! After spacedocking that crack-ho lady of the night, it seems I have been afflicted with an acute case of the dipsy-doodles ... more leaches for me I fear"
by vvhip July 23, 2016
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Wang-Doodle

When a man who is asian has a chode and takes it and inserts it into a dogs mouth. Then the dog will lick the chode with suffisient force integragating the simulation of a blow job.
I heard asian Reed went behind the dumbster on Park BLVD and got a Wang-Doodle from little suzies dog.
by Man Thong March 13, 2008
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funky doodle noodle

1. ahh my parents are having funky doodle noodle!!!

2. are they funky doodle noodle-ing?
by banana721 February 28, 2009
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yankee doodle skankee pee

peeing in a yankees hat and putting it on an ex gf or bf's head
"yankee doodle skankee pee"

you: YANKEE DOODLE!!!! you skank
Her: what the haggid is this? ughhhhhhh fresh urin!!!!!!
by knotted shoelace June 28, 2010
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wang dang doodle

a penis that is where it doesnt belong
i was at a party that i thought was a straight party, and this guy walks up to me and pulls out his wang dang doodle right in front of me! so we all beat the shit out of him and threw him out.
by obdong May 6, 2005
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Ribbit and Doodle

A tiny ghost and frog that are best friends, go on adventures together, and are very much in love.
No one is better friends than a Ribbit and Doodle.
by The One Doodle February 1, 2017
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