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flomper donk

"I went on out the race track and won the race; flomper donked the whole field!"
by ATAfan101 November 21, 2020
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hold em donk

Hold Em Donk, is a player who will take thoughtless random odds on cards they think are good perhaps because they may have a pocket pair, an ace king pocket suit, any suit combination or just think that by going all in on every hand it will eventually pay off. I have played with various players who were at different skill levels, nevertheless would be considered a Hold Em Donk (poker donkey) because they simply think the game is all luck or they don't understand the breakdown of the games odds.

Online gaming sites have made the game much more popular and in my opinion made the problem worse than it was pre 1997. Now many more novice players who take insane risks with play money think that they can take their rip and burn strategy to the real world of poker tournaments. What the average Hold Em Donk fails to realize is that when playing online you likely don't know who you're playing against and don't get to improve your Give (expression, tick, cough, twitch etc) or read other player's give that all professional players pickup on to identify ones potential hand strength. Another problem is that different poker sites use algorithms that don't actually mimic the real life shuffle of the deck or change out. And, when playing someone face to face it is much more intimidating because of factors such as the staredown, having to wager and place physical chips on the pile and the style of the dealer who regulates the table.
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by Donkey Assassin January 27, 2014
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DONK

Donk (DONK, $DONK, Donk!, et al)

Donk is a memecoin expletive. It's exact meaning is derived from its context and/or usage within a sentence.
I just donked a huge bag of APT and it pumped all the way to mars!

Show me the $DONK (i.e. show me the money, show me the proof, show me the sauce)
by Rufio_donk June 17, 2024
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Donk Cubed

its the shortened and hence cooler version of ridonkulous. only D4s are cool enough to use it. ridoinkulous ridonculous ridonk D4
OMG! were waiting for the bus for ten minutes now, its just donk cubed!
by gnasher456 January 4, 2009
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RUN LIKE A DONKE

Run like a donkey is something I thought of, it defines a person telling another person to run fast, but in a more funny or interesting way
Person 1: RUN LIKE A DONKE
Person 2: bUt i aM1!1!!1!!
Person 1: e v e n f a s t e r
by Ninja Monke March 4, 2021
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Donk

A person acting like a donkey or a Jackass
Quit acting like a Donk. Or my husband is acting like a Donk.
by DoctorDim September 12, 2021
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On donk

(Of a person) Hip, suave, and street smart. Politically radical.

(Of an object or event) Enticing, desirable.

Related: donkey-brained, donked up, hehaw
Did you read the Chappel Roan interview in NY Mag? Dude, she’s actually kinda on donk.

Damn, these Slovenian cigarettes are on donk! He haw.
by cool_hole September 12, 2024
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