Skip to main content

Don't Care

When you don't want to listen to someone's conversation, or hear what they have to say. When you could care much much less about what they have to say.
Person A: PENGUIN LOVE ! :D
Person B: I don't care what you have to say. It is random and unnecessary.
by aman207 December 15, 2011
mugGet the Don't Care mug.

Don't Drop the Soap

*Phrase*

1. Be careful (said to people who are associating themselves with criminals)
2. Don't drop a bar of soap in a prison (it is commonly stereotyped that if a bar of soap is dropped in a prison's male showers, when bending down to pick it up, the person will be violently and sexually assaulted. Also see prison bitch)
3. (Use of 2 in a sarcastic and malicious way).
1: "They're gonna come after you, just don't drop the soap."
2: "Dude, I'm sorry to see you go. You did good. Just make sure you don't drop the soap."
3: "Don't drop the soap in jail, you fool-born wretch!"
by enociz September 29, 2015
mugGet the Don't Drop the Soap mug.
Related Words

don't kid yourself

Don't lie to yourself, you are playing yourself
by Salapoo May 11, 2016
mugGet the don't kid yourself mug.

Don Dada

Biggie
"Escada, Don Dada, player, stay splurging
Game so tight they call it virgin" - 112- Only You (Bad Boy Remix)
by dix8 October 7, 2017
mugGet the Don Dada mug.

Don Zimmer

Can also be used as a verb meaning "to forcefully grasp an adversary's domepiece and shove them to the ground causing them to possibly roll multiple times like a fat roly-poly."
If that dude that's getting rowdy over there doesn't stand down, I might have to Don Zimmer his ass.
by SteezOrCrevice September 21, 2005
mugGet the Don Zimmer mug.

don't tase me, bro

From the iconic video of the student question-asker being TASERed, the phrase has come to be synonomous to "lay off, man." It is a minor exclamation of unreasonableness.
"I'm pissed that you missed that goal today."
"Don't tase me, bro."
by Cool Hand Duke November 26, 2007
mugGet the don't tase me, bro mug.

don't mess with Texas

It actually is a phrase that means the same as "Give A Hoot, Don't Pollute". It is on "Do not litter" signs in the state of Texas.
Man reading sign: Don't mess with Texas.
Other guy: What the fuck does that mean?
Man: I'm not sure, but I don't think we should be throwing these dead bodies here by the look of this sign. It says littering is a $500 fine.
Other guy: Shit.
by Syrupsippa October 11, 2010
mugGet the don't mess with Texas mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email