Desert island relationship

A relationship that would be perfect if the two of you were alone on a desert island, but that doesn't work in the context of your lives outside of each other

When we're alone it's great, but neither of us gets along with each others' friends. It's a total desert island relationship.

by Arugulae December 26, 2014

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Desert Dick

When you haven't had any pussy in a while and your dick gets dry.

When your penis is Suffering from vagina withdraw.

Dude hasn't had sex in a month, so he has desert dick.

I think i have desert dick, i haven't been getting nun lately.

by Urk Da Jerk September 15, 2015

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A very beautiful and unique girl. Laid back but never afraid to speak her mind. Hard to handle but very easy to love. Usually great in bed and loves to please others. Commonly known for her strong mind set and unbearable amount of stubbornness. Appears very self centered but once in love their world and life revolves around that one person. Loyalty runs amazingly deep, but once you lose her trust its done for. Not very many can even begin to compare to her true beauty both inside and out. Truly a remarkable piece of art none like her. Definitely fit for mother wife and queen.

Deseriie is a very amazing person

by Hxv January 13, 2016

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Desert Cricket

A term for loud rude gas station clerks who bitch about stupid shit. Typically wear a turban and makes good Arabic folks look bad! Similar to moon crickets but desert crickets are middle eastern not African.

Fucking desert Cricket didn't know what Copenhagen Mint was! And tried hollering at me for buying beer for my kid brother! Fuckin Desert Cricket!

by Cummins12valve97 May 9, 2016

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