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Diesel Varner

Diesel Varner is a sexy white nigga with a midget head and his toes are all big toes
You know Diesel Varner? Yeah my girlfriend does
by Presrox103 June 4, 2023
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Diesel Douche

A person who has no intention of using the "technical" use for a diesel truck. Instead of being simple, practical and functional, they heavily modify diesel their pick-ups with high performance modifications, loud exhausts, flashy wheels and street tires. Often used just for hot rodding.
He bought a low mileage one owner Cummins and lowered it on street tires, with compounds and a FMBV trans. He can't even tow with it anymore! He's such a Diesel Douche!
by anonymous August 5, 2023
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Dimes And Paper

Yo yo are you the creator of dimes and paper
by Big AK Horizontal October 24, 2023
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Shooting dimes

The act of accurately hitting consecutive three pointers.
Damn, did you see Steph Curry last night! He was shooting dimes!
by Shooting dimes January 26, 2015
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Obligatory Digestive

When you want to show your friends that you're drinking alcohol as an underage, but you want to play it cool and not just send them a picture of the alcohol, so you place a random object in front of the alcohol and say that that very object is obligatory when you're drinking.
Ivar was very taggad to get f1 wasted on New Years, and he wanted to let his friend know that he was drinking, but he realised it'd be wierd just to tell them. So he uploaded a picture of some Digestive cookies, with the alcohol clearly visable behind the cookies, to his Snapchat story.

Example: Obligatory Digestive, a picture of a Digestive cookie roll in front of a bunch of alcohol.
by Jakersnaker February 15, 2017
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Obligatory Digestive

When you want to show your friends that you're drinking alcohol as an underage, but you want to play it cool and not just send them a picture of the alcohol, so you place a random object in front of the alcohol and say that that very object is obligatory when you're drinking.
Ivar was very taggad to get f1 wasted on New Years, and he wanted to let his friend know that he was drinking, but he realised it'd be wierd just to tell them. So he uploaded a picture of some Digestive cookies, with the alcohol clearly visable behind the cookies, to his Snapchat story.

Example: Obligatory Digestive, a picture of a Digestive cookie roll in front of a bunch of alcohol.
by Jakersnaker February 15, 2017
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donaldo dies canicularesitis

/donaldo•dee-ess•khanee•cue lar es•eye tis/

noun: informal

1. Medical or common term for a contagious nationwide political disease of stagnation, lethargy, inactivity, or decline which affects millions with the potential to spread hate, discontent, and unrest, especially to other global regions.

2. Heat stroke or diminished capacity brought on by global warming, but blamed by current US Leadership and chief advisers on the smoke and heat from too many pot smokers in liberal American states; or as a result of the excessive use of hair salon blow dryers in use in White House Staff bathrooms.
1. The MSNBC news host gagged a little, then said; "Excuse me Mr. President, it's just a little donaldo dies canicularesitis, then sputtered into her coffee.

2. Noting his incredible come back after losing his job at The White House, rap superstar Shah Knee Spicer laughed his ass off after finishing the last verse of his YouTubeRed Hit; Press Punked
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YEAH THAT’S MUH BEEF BOUT THE SCARAMUCCI
GOT ME FIRED WHILE HE DOIN’ A HOOTCHIE COOTCHIE
SO YA’LL JUS’ BETTAH FU-FU-FU-FU-FUCKIN BUY THIS
OR WE ALL BE HAVIN’ DA DONALDO DIES CANICULARESITIS
by PensiveQuills August 15, 2017
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