booty disease

The grossness contracted from a toilet seat when you don't wash your hands after using the bathroom. A completely preventable disease, symptoms include: nausea, the "trots", vomiting, unpleasant odors, and the shame of knowing people saw you not washing your hands.
Timmy contracted the booty disease and now no one will have lunch with him.
by Dr. Snrub February 27, 2020
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Dony Disease

No cure, side affects include dumbness and death
The man was infected with Dony Disease
by iMLGDoctor February 27, 2018
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The rot disease

Someone who’s commitment has rotted away, internally traumatised from being around cranbrooks (dealing with delulu emotional menstruating transpenussy). They have abrupt and unprecedented memory loss, uses commas in conversation and a vocabulary limited to ‘haha’
Lily: he has the rot disease d

D: yeh it’s obvious…
by Dilfsrhot October 16, 2023
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Parkingson's Disease

A deeply-rooted "like father, like son" physical/mental disorder that transcends several generations of male offspring; it involves each successive "son" misbehaving sexually just as soon as he gets his driver's license --- i.e., pulling over ("parking") and "getting it on hot 'n' heavy" with any "cute young thing with boobs and a coochie" whom he happens to be dating and/or giving a ride somewhere. And heck --- most likely this lustful procreating is how many of the successive generations of these socially-irresponsible males have kept their DNA-lineage going so well and for so long --- Grampa was probably conceived this way, and then Grampa did the same thing himself when he reached puberty, and then Papa followed suit, and then Son, and...
For as long as I can remember, a majority of the young guys in this town have been "doing da bouncy-bouncy" with girls in their back seats on the lane down by the old fishing-pier... sound like Parkingson's Disease to me!
by QuacksO October 18, 2017
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Tihms Disease

Having to constantly urinate every 15 minutes due to a combination of over-hydration and a small “baby-bladder”.
Can we stop at this place really quick? I have to pee….again….thanks Tihms Disease!
by Tihm Uri May 24, 2021
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Szalowski's Disease

A neurodegenerative disease characterized by immoderate jealousy. Causing its sufferers to attempt to accuse others of false misdemeanors; and squeeze unnecessary guilt and even an apology out of them.
Nick: <tries to guilt someone>
Mike: Nick must have Szalowski's Disease.
by gnarly_guacamole April 28, 2023
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