Diarrhea

When you digest too much Taco Bell and your stomach starts hurting so bad you sweat till lava starts flowing out of your ass cheeks

Friend: Bro are you okay you’ve been in the bathroom for 45 minutes... the crunch wrap isn’t settling too well is it?
You: Dood I have mad diarrhea right now like I seriously feel like I’m shitting molten metal right now

by Big_Girth_Quake January 05, 2021

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a group of jetskiiers is known as 'a diarrhea': a unpredictable, splashy mess unexpectedly, explosively zooms out of nowhere from gaping assholes

Oh, man! A diarrhea of jetskiiers is pouring down the East River; no wonder the e. coli count is off the charts today!

by DJyeahyearrrralDUH! November 14, 2022

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A poop that you can't hold in

I'm going to have explosive diarrhea.

by Thatonebitch. April 21, 2021

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Diarrhea, diarrhea, it comes out your bum like a bullet from a gun.

Diarrhea diarrhoea, when your hanging with a fella and it comes out like Nutella.
Diarrhea, diarrhea, people think its funny but its really hot and runny.
Diarrhea, diarrhea, when you squeeze it like a fart and it turns into a shart.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Person 1 - "Omg I've been feeling sick recently, my shit went watery and it turned into diarrhea I think I need to take pills fir it or go to a doctor."

Person 2 - "Why the fuck did you just tell me that?"

by Super00sucker July 26, 2022

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Dangerous liquid shit

Please don’t hold your poop it will make you throw up from shit.
And sit on the toilet if you fell fart or poop doesn’t matter go to the damn bathroom bitch
Kid:Mom! Why I poop and I fell like water poop?
Mother: oh no! You must have diarrhea! I gotta get medicine for quick now!

by Leon1023 July 06, 2022

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