F.O.R.D

First
On
Race
Day

ford hater:"dude, you know what F.O.R.D stands for?"
Ford guy:"yeah First On Race Day!!!"

by minerzero69 December 12, 2006

D.I.L.I.G.A.F

Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck

Person1 "I have had a shit day today"
Person 2 "D.I.L.I.G.A.F.?"

by wyvern May 4, 2006

F.O.B.D.

The Greatest Song Ever Created by the Heavy Metal band...Metallica

F.O.B.D. was the 1st title of the song
Until It Sleeps is the chosen name

Fell On Black Days=
a horrible time in life.

by Sap December 26, 2004

F.O.R.D

1) fix or repair daily
2)found on road dead

F.O.R.D is the most expensive piece of exercise equipment

by y4b0i March 14, 2022

R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n

Roll On The Floor Laughing Then Died Of Laughter Went To Heaven But Got Hit On The Way And Here I Am Now

Died because he laughed to much went to heaven bt wings got chopped of by a plane and fell all the way back in to his body so he is here today... eg R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n

by LittleT March 19, 2012

F.R.E.D.

Fucking Random Erectile Dis-function, happens during intercourse, the male's penis goes floppy like jelly in the woman's vagina.

Ooooh Yeeeah oh crap its happened agin, F.R.E.D. go away!!!

by Lyceria October 8, 2010

F.I.E.D.

(Fantasy-Sport Induced Emotional Discord) The emotional discord one experiences when the interests of their fantasy team are juxtaposed to those of the actual team one normally supports.

Tim, a Chargers fan, was experiencing a severe amount of F.I.E.D. (pronounced "fide") while watching Phililip Rivers pass for a career-high amount of yardage, because his opponent in fantasy football that week was benefitting from Rivers' great game.

by Spacial-D September 21, 2009