cumonsomgi

Do you want to come home with some guy? Have some Cumonsomgi!

Would you like to try some Cumonsomgi?

Have you ever had some cumonsomgi?

by Anonymous3692 August 19, 2018

Cuban Pancake

When a person of Cuban descent, drops a deuce on the chest of their partner, creating a shit pancake.

Ariana dropped a massive load on Dale's chest and then squatted down and created a plate sized Cuban Pancake.

by Cabron48 October 22, 2018

Cuonion

A really smelly, possibly rotten onion.

Yeah my was a total jerk wad last night and put a ripe cuonion in my salad.

by frappy da goon December 3, 2018

Cuban Missile Crisis

Two men stare each other deep in the eyes and masturbate. The first one to ejaculate loses and will be forced to finish the other man off.

"Hey Craig, our Cuban Missile Crisis last night was crazy. I can't belief I came first, my arms are so sore."

by YourBoiSwaggyJ December 12, 2018

cuban roulette

A simple game. There is a box with six cigars, 5 of which are authentic Cuban cigars. The 6th one is hand-rolled and filled with pubic hair. The box is passed around until all of the cigars are gone, and everyone lights theirs up.

Me and my friends are going to enjoy a game of Cuban roulette later.

by augustbell666 May 1, 2019

Caboner

An erection of the penis, randomly caused by the result of vibration, whilst in a moving vehicle.

A combination of the slang term, 'car boner'

I was being driven down a bumpy road and a suddenly got a massive caboner.

by Nicelikeiceguy May 20, 2019

Cuban Creampie

A regular creampie, but with a lot of screaming and alcohol. A trademark move by broke Cubans in Florida.

“Last night I won $4 at a poker game so my wife screamed at me while I gave her a Cuban Creampie.”

by Woodeux April 2, 2019