am cry 

When fanboy runs out of ad hominem attacks he simply types (the company he hates) am cry.

Nobody will buy PlayStation VR, VR is dead, Sony am cry.

am cry by anonymous February 17, 2023

stop crying before i give you something to cry about 

the phrase that every poc parent says to their kid to make them physically obstruct the concept of their body and stop crying after having the black smacked off of them.

parent: hits kid
kid: cries from pain
parent: stop crying before i give you something to cry about

stop crying before i give you something to cry about by sweet-white-stuff June 21, 2023

rub shower cry 

A phrase coined by Hillar, describing the start of a normal, sad, pointless day.

Yep, she is gone....things are definitely not going in the right direction. Nothing to do, but to start off the day with a rub shower cry.......

rub shower cry by kalevipoeg June 20, 2017

Make an Onion Cry 

Something/ someone so sad that they would be able to make an onion cry. Note: onions are famous for making people cry.

Saoirse: Have you seen Jenny is crying over her looks again?
Neil: She's so ugly she could make an onion cry.

Make an Onion Cry by Bluecharge May 29, 2019

Hannah Lewis Cry 

When you cry hysterically about something unfathomably ridiculous, usually after drinking an excessive amount of gin - often of the pink variety.

Hannah Lewis: oh my god! I’m in so much pain because I drank too much gin, fell over on my face and broke the neighbor’s cats leg! *Waaahh wahhhh wahhh*
Jana: that’s a Hannah Lewis Cry if ever I saw one!

Hannah Lewis Cry by Good Home King August 1, 2019

i want to cry 

You want to cry because you are sad or you are bored or you are very bored or you just saw a disturbing image

A dude: I want to cry
A dude2: Why
A dude: because i am super bored

i want to cry by coolcoolcool1234 October 30, 2021

Never Gonna Let You Cry 

You will never live this down, Mike.

Me: Holy shit I got rickrolled
Mike: Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna let you cry
Never gonna- wait shit
Me: NEVER GONNA LET YOU CRY
Mike: GOD DAMN IT

Never Gonna Let You Cry by ThatPersonYouHate February 20, 2022