Captain Crunch

The worst head a man could possibly get. The name explains itself.

Bruh i asked her for some schlop but she gave me some Captain Crunch instead

by Garfibromyalgia November 21, 2021

crunch bar

a vape

yo let me hit ur crunch bar

by crunchbarr November 22, 2021

jamaican crab go crunch

15 british/jamaican person who does boxing

have u heard of jamaican crab go crunch?

by catorgansontiktok December 25, 2020

Crunch

Combining and compressing many files together

I'll crunch the files and send it out

by Spiritus@hakkinen December 28, 2020

Captain Crunch

When drunk people fall down or get messed up in their drunken state.

*drunk person trips over curb and smokes face on parking meter*
Joe - "Wow, that dude just captain crunched!"

by OSO_LOCO January 21, 2021

Cheesy Gordita Crunch

v. - When a man and woman preform a sexual act in a taco bell parking lot, putting a Cheesy Gordita Crunch half in, halfout the woman's vagina. The man proceeds to eat the taco and leaves the other half inside.

"Hey girl, wanna go to taco bell and do a Cheesy Gordita Crunch with me?"

by TheOnlyFreak January 21, 2021

The Crunch Time

The Crunch Time is when there is a long project due and you need to finish it in one hour. The word can also be used as just "the Crunch" or "Crunching" in verb form. Used as a synonym to "Grind" which is for gaming. This word is for work.

Bob was procrastinating on his social studies homework, which was due in an hour. He had officially entered The Crunch Time so he could finish on time.

by Monkayman April 8, 2021