1. Person 1: “Tom is like mint berry crunch.”
Person 2: “how so?”
Person 1: “he’s so cheerful all the time but also clueless.”
2. Person 1: “Mint Berry Crunch is my favourite superhero!”
Person 2: “who’s that?”
Person 1: “the one from South Park.”
Person 2: “how so?”
Person 1: “he’s so cheerful all the time but also clueless.”
2. Person 1: “Mint Berry Crunch is my favourite superhero!”
Person 2: “who’s that?”
Person 1: “the one from South Park.”
by Fluffy shark :)) February 15, 2024
Example: Last night, I tried to pull a Dutch Oven on Cynthia after eating Mexican food, and it turned into a Dutch Crunch.
by DRoclc August 09, 2018
A niche sub-section of foot fetishes. The fetish involves biting down on people's toes to listen to the crunch.
Used in direct opposition to a Chew Fetish.
Used in direct opposition to a Chew Fetish.
"If I bite down on her piggies and they CHEWY... she belongs to the streets."
"Yeah you've always had a crunch fetish, captain."
"Yeah you've always had a crunch fetish, captain."
by risograph July 31, 2024
When you suck the crusty cum out of the (at least) five day old condom, like a fat kid slurps on a taco bell hot sauce packet.
The longer you wait the crunchier that willy wrap will be of course.
The longer you wait the crunchier that willy wrap will be of course.
Bro I was so down bad for her that two weeks after the hookup I grabbed the glow-in-the-dark condom from the trash and had an ultimate crunch wrap supreme.
by Stump Wizard October 31, 2024
by BarfingChicken December 12, 2018
by Garfibromyalgia November 22, 2021
Captain crunch tastes gud
by Chocolate Fish June 26, 2021