Creamy ninja

When someone puts too much cream into their Ninja appliance, and it malfunctions.

“Aw man, I put too much cream into my Ninja, and now it stopped working. Must have been the heavy cream I made. Worst $300 ever. Now there’s a creamy ninja in my kitchen.”

by ELEETS November 19, 2024

Ol’ Creamy mints

When your about to splooge in someone’s mouth and they have already mouthwash in.

Man…last night we got back from dinner and the wife wanted to keep it fresh and sexy, so I gave her the ol’ creamy mints.

by MXKULTRA November 26, 2024

Creamies

When a man cums but doesn’t orgasm.

Example: after a long tug session you cum but there was no climax / orgasm leading to disappointment and a sense of wasted time / no relief.

“That girl will only give you creamies.”
Meaning you having sex with her will likely end disappointment or just feel like going through the motions.

by Z1N1X November 26, 2024

Creamy Pete

Chicken Pie topped with Greek Yoghurt and a little bit of parsley.

Dad: hey son want a creamy pete
Son: fuck you dad i want mcdonalds bitch

by Slimy Meg December 6, 2024

creamy bucket

a packed bucket (gravity bong) filled with such thick smoke it looks creamy usually from slowly pulling and twisting the bucket when burning the green.

Here bro that wis a heavy creamy bucket that am fuckin gouchin aff that

by Jilalabi December 12, 2024

Creamy Muldoon

The act of two guys facing each other with their erect penises touching one another while another person of any gender lubes them up and gives them both a handjob in unison until they both ejaculate. The closer to orgasming simultaneously the better.

Terry offered to give Mike and Dylan a Creamy Muldoon to celebrate their graduation.

by Nomorehangups December 31, 2024

Creamy Kuzon

Creamy Kuzon is an internet phenomenon formed by a user having a laggy keyboard, which lead them to saying I'm going to make cream instead of cream soda.

Creamy Kuzon is soo creamy

by etherelqzz July 31, 2025