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Jap Crap

Any Asian import that finds it hard to create more then 260hp with out the aid of a turbo. (All of them!)
Look at that Jap Crap, Even with TURBO it couldn't take my GTO!
by Big Dow August 26, 2003
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bust a crap

Billy busted a crap while taking a shit.
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Shes one of those girls who think her crap dont stink.

a girl that thinks shes all that, and drags her boyfriend around and treats him badly
Julie: omgggggg did you see that girl
sammy: yeahh shes one of those girls who think her crap dont stink.
by K-ROTH January 23, 2007
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capri-sun

What all of the FIFA soccer players get to drink after they get carted off the field on a stretcher for a hang nail. After they wipe their tears away, they'll enter the game in tip top shape on the very next play. Thanks to their capri-sun.
capri-sun is the official sponsor drink for pansies around the world.
by Walter Johnston August 2, 2006
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Crap cutter

"Nice crap cutter!" I yelled as the big bootie hoe walked across the street
by mooseknuckles November 11, 2002
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crap tits

1. one that has crappy tits.

2. someone who has just received a 'cleveland steamer' on their chest and can be called crap tits.

3. one who is such an undeniable failure at everything that the only thing that is left is to call them crap tits, regardless of whether or not tits are present on this individual. see also, fucking moronic hose-beast.
1. look at the crap tits on that chick!

2. hey crap tits, did you get all that washed off in the shower? I'm prolly going to have to throw these sheets away and i think that the walls are going to have to be repainted.

3. jesus, (insert male/female name) is such a-- uh, FUCKING CRAP TITS!
by hangus77 March 28, 2009
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cracraplucla

A high speed multi functioned duck preparation device invented byendorphous. A live duck is fed into one end, is tormented, plucked, cracked, cooked, laquered and kiln fired, before emerging at the other end on an oval shaped plate with its head cantilevering over the edge and surrounded by assorted sings .
Have you seen the new "Turbo Crack 333" model?
No, I guess we'll see it at the annual Cracrapluckla fair.
by Cwips February 15, 2004
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