ass cracker

One who not knowing the code or combination to a particular slice of ass is nonetheless able to get inside the ass
Frat boy 1: "dude is so wasting his time on lulu bitch NEVER gives it up"
Frat boy 2: "not. Dude is a total ass cracker. He will be in that ass before midnight"
by drpoonandtheteenangels April 25, 2009
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Cream Crackered

To be extremely tired and exhausted.
Rhyming slang for knackered.
Guy 1: Wanna go out later?
Guy 2: No thanks, I'm Cream Crackered.
by Teatard January 29, 2009
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pull a cracker

Phrase used during the festive season to describe going out with a view to hooking up with an attractive person. Used during the festive season as it also describes pulling a festive cracker around the dining table.
The club was packed last night, it wasn't Christmas but I still managed to pull a cracker
by Joost911 September 04, 2010
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Porn Crackers

Tissues used for post-masterbation clean-up and left to go hard. Also known as wankier mâché, wankerchiefs, bedroom popadoms, or wankers crisps.

Originally from Viz magazine's Profanasaurus.
There's enough porn crackers here to make snow angels on the bedroom floor!
by NYCockExchange November 24, 2011
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cracker-faggot

1. exactly what the name implies; a cracker-faggot.
2. a title for an annoying (generally white) person, who may or may not be gay or faggotty.
3. a general insult for an irritating person, regardless of their race or sexual orientation
my french teacher is the biggest cracker-faggot ever. not only did he give us 5 practice proficiency tests, he is a flamer as well, making the definition of cracker-faggot for him a literal term.
by acid-x June 17, 2007
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