Count Olaf's stupid name in the Daily Punctillio that Mr. Poe's wife has the audacity to put in the Daily Punctillio.
"Bruh Seriously, Count Omar?" Violet Said
"I SWEAR TO GOD THAT STUPID WOMAN HAD THE AUDACITY TO PUT COUNT OMAR IN THE DAILY PUNCTILLIO!!!" Violet thought
"I SWEAR TO GOD THAT STUPID WOMAN HAD THE AUDACITY TO PUT COUNT OMAR IN THE DAILY PUNCTILLIO!!!" Violet thought
by ersatze February 12, 2023
Get the Count Omarmug. 😱
by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025
Get the Gabriel Inglesias Is The Leader Of The Latin Counts, King, Queens, And Latinx.mug. Caleb: she told me I was ugly and then I showed her the money in my bank, she said "wow an ugly and poor motherfucker"
Jacob: yo, you should have shown her your karma count
Jacob: yo, you should have shown her your karma count
by •MJ.MM• December 21, 2020
Get the karma countmug. A god of free speech put on planet earth to offer common sense to a populous of primarily imbeciles.
A man with endless abilities to make negative topics funny whilst maintaining the ability to inform.
A man with endless abilities to make negative topics funny whilst maintaining the ability to inform.
by Shootin6mill March 15, 2024
Get the Count Dankulamug. by darkangel3001 September 29, 2010
Get the count hans kolvenbachmug. .
by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025
Get the Jesus Rodriguez Is The Leader Of Latin Count, Kings, Queens, And Latinxmug. A leader of trolls from Tolkien's Ring trilogy.
A quirky old curmudgeonly bag of bones. What he lacks in teeth he makes up for with extrajudicious use of his tongue. His love of sleeping is surpassed only by his great love of eating which is so legendary it could be a lost fable of Aesop; such is his hunger that he will swallow whole an object half his length, his health and multi thousand dollar vet bills be damned. The more he eats the faster he barfs it back up though.
A quirky old curmudgeonly bag of bones. What he lacks in teeth he makes up for with extrajudicious use of his tongue. His love of sleeping is surpassed only by his great love of eating which is so legendary it could be a lost fable of Aesop; such is his hunger that he will swallow whole an object half his length, his health and multi thousand dollar vet bills be damned. The more he eats the faster he barfs it back up though.
That Count Grishnach really fooled you! While you were in the bathroom he won his own hot dog eating contest and then barfed.
by Lord Grimm November 23, 2021
Get the Count Grishnachmug.